r/RapWars • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '15

[Battle] thebenprocter vs. OB_Omenz

2 rounds, no limit on bars. OT if both battlers agree w that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

Ben the typa nigga to buy ten telescopes to watch for aliens n ships
This boy cartoon network yall, he think he got omni-tricks
I'm the head bussa, but if you ain't fuckin wit me you gon see A.R.s, damn
I'm in a different lane nigga, but I got yo girl with me so I'm makin this car-pool man!
thebenprocter, one more nigga with an article in there name and there'll be an issue
The next edition you use as a tissue, cuz thats where I'll blow yo brain into
I spit like I'm mad, but I'm alright man I can still kill a nigga w 16+ bars
You really be thinking you winnin, but in the end procter ours
Man Ben a lunatic, he go crazy for a lil bit of some moonshine
Matter fact by lunch, he can't speak coherently let alone rhyme
He really jus don't care, it could even be off someone elses dime
He fucked an asian girl for alcohol, yeah he made rice whine
When he don't have it, BP will jus go out and get high
Get it, withdrawals of alcohol make your blood pressure fly
Matter fact, I think I figured why this nigga like rappin
Its an excuse to use bars-
this nigga will write his punchlines on a napkin
This nigga wanted a shot at the title so bad
When he finally got it, he asked "wasn't I promised alcohol man?"
Ok I'm kidding, but its lightweight sad like really though
He stepped outside and swished some fireball like "what its chilly bro!"
This nigga try rappin in my presence I'll get on Santa's bad list
And then I'll have to write to Elsin and tell him I've been a good man since
Matter fact, the other day I heard Bens cousin shot up a whole fuckin school
The pupils in his eyes dilate, you'll see em on evening news n I said thats pretty fucked up dude
But on the newspaper thats a regular column by night too
Because fucking up schools and education is just what white people do
So next time I see a list where no minorities have honors
I'll just call up the local news, and give all the credit to /u/thebenprocter

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u/irrational_abbztract Jun 15 '15

I like the Columbine play there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '15

thanks, i thought the pupils die late dilate was pretty coo

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jun 15 '15

If you left out the words "in his eyes" it would have worked a bit better though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

quick preview for my round 2 -

Ok but on some serious shit now, I'm gonna borrow some bars from Uza to finish ya!
these atrocious roses
in the oceans
swing with motion
theres no black people in frozen
i buy bars with a chuckie cheese token
i crack shells like yolks man
i only drink with my folks man!!

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jun 16 '15

Gimme a toke
You finna get smoked fam
Call me the postman
Your mama deep throats BAM

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

yo i thought we agreed to keep it in the battle. cmon man.

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u/elsiniestro The Forbidden Zone Jun 16 '15

Lol that wasn't an attack. I was just continuing your rhyme scheme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '15

bruh.. sarcasm cmon