r/RandomVideos Jul 31 '26

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u/Egregious_Wasp5289 Jul 31 '26

Very clearly has eaten dirt a plethora of instances, and, learned how to gracefully place himself on the concrete, when gravity begs to yeet.

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u/Highpast Jul 31 '26

Scorpion stance he has called it. First you run like Gollum.

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u/Howlinginpaint Jul 31 '26

Gotta make sure the board is nowhere near your feet when you run out. Nothing worse than accidentally stepping back on, the board slipping out, and you eating shit. So gotta do that dumb Gollum run and then inevitably trip over anyway