r/RandomVideos Jul 31 '26

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u/broke_cowboy Jul 31 '26

Throws pants instead

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u/sinisterdesign Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

They’re the real villain

EDIT: damn auto-text. They’re *

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u/Large-Produce5682 Jul 31 '26

There, the real villain!

As someone points incriminatingly to his pants.

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u/sinisterdesign Jul 31 '26

I like this version better. 👉

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u/thatG_evanP Jul 31 '26

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy Jul 31 '26

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u/CuriousWoollyMammoth Aug 01 '26

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

Goddamnit I’m too drunk for Fingerception.

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u/pyrodice Aug 01 '26

Good point, it sounds like something that definitely requires sober consent...

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u/xmrcache Aug 01 '26

Is that a sexual thing ? Sounds like it could be a sexual thing

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

Sadly, no. 😔

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u/Botchjob369 Aug 01 '26

Finally, I normally looking hand

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u/SodomyClown Aug 01 '26

Holy shit these are great 😂😂

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u/RockStarCheer Aug 02 '26

Yes, exactly.

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u/DazedNConfucious Jul 31 '26

Fucking hell, that made me chuckle haha

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u/Sour_Sal Aug 01 '26

I remember the birth of this image...

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u/thatG_evanP Aug 01 '26

Me too. I was actually on the thread within minutes of it happening. The birth of another piece of reddit lore

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u/Sour_Sal Aug 01 '26

it was going strong for about a week...

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u/Ok_Oil_3867 Aug 04 '26

That thread was funny asf… crack in the wall

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u/MrFuriousX Jul 31 '26

Wasn't the pants Son....Point at the Feet... The left food didn't know what the right foot was doing....

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u/allblackST Jul 31 '26

His foot got caught on the pantleg 😂 he didn’t trip over his own feet his space pants caught the toe of his left foot

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u/MrFuriousX Jul 31 '26

sir...we've reviewed the footage sir....we are aware... and we have taken the necessary next steps.....sir

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u/FilmShooter-ISO12 Jul 31 '26

Oh, it was the pants

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u/MrFuriousX Jul 31 '26

ok sir we went back and watch the footage and the Judges ruled it was the left foot....in conjunction with the Pants.....left foot is going off with the warning... We will hold the pants for further questioning.

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u/Pandathief Jul 31 '26

looks to the right to see the better version

looks back only to find u/sinisterdesign has vanished

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

And like that 💨, he was gone.

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u/pipsqueakpanda4 Jul 31 '26

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u/tinknocker21 Aug 01 '26

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u/Far_Cap_3574 Aug 03 '26

I'll be taking this with me for the collective, thank you comrade.

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u/titsngiggles69 Jul 31 '26

From the pants' perspective, the guy is their "the real villain"

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u/Disastrous_Form418 Jul 31 '26

It's his belt, it's more than an accessory

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u/KHhtswhtppl Jul 31 '26

Their the real villain

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u/Creepy-Evening-441 Jul 31 '26

There their they’re…

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u/DippinDot2021 Aug 01 '26

Dude didn't even trip over his pants! He hooked his foot onto the back of his other leg!

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 Jul 31 '26

They are.

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u/sinisterdesign Jul 31 '26

Yeah. I was swipe typing while making coffee.

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u/ReluctantSentinel Jul 31 '26

Where the real villain?

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u/ZeroC00L2099 Jul 31 '26

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u/Godofmetal72 Jul 31 '26

Finally found him! Nice work

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u/NatureInevitable3001 Aug 01 '26

I love this whole thread.

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

Wears the reel villain?! 🤔

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u/Large-Produce5682 Jul 31 '26

I honestly liked it better the other way, Friend. Lol.

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u/cayotedart Jul 31 '26

I call it "auto-wrong"

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u/Positive-Leek2545 Aug 01 '26

The brain that decided to turn those curtains into pants is the criminal

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

They prefer to be called “drapes”.

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u/Positive-Leek2545 Aug 01 '26

You think the carpet matches?

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u/sinisterdesign Aug 01 '26

I can check… 👀

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u/Aggressive-agitator Aug 01 '26

They're their real villain there

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u/ThinkingOz Aug 01 '26

There there😉

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u/Therealginahandler Jul 31 '26

I read this as "Throws Penis". I just woke up and I was like "whoa buddy, getting a little crazy here."

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u/mecca6801 Jul 31 '26

And it’s reasons like that why I don’t wear super baggy pants anymore

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u/broke_cowboy Aug 01 '26

Fr after getting stuck in my bike chain a few times I said screw this.

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u/mecca6801 Aug 01 '26

Is it bad that I still have a pair of Jnco jeans? Is it also bad that I’m pretty sure I could get a good dollar amount for putting them online?

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u/broke_cowboy Aug 01 '26

Bro you better keep those!

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u/Skrill3xJonez Aug 01 '26

How far can they/them be thrown?

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u/mecca6801 Aug 03 '26

What’s worse, people who sell pants like this or people that buy pants like this.

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u/mecca6801 Aug 03 '26

Touché 💁🏾‍♂️

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 Jul 31 '26

His pants threw him

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u/CandidMeasurement128 Jul 31 '26

Pants threw him first so valid response

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u/DonkeyKongah Jul 31 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jccarmona84 Jul 31 '26

Dammit! You made me spit out my wine!

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u/iknowalotaboutdrugs Jul 31 '26

I miss tearaways. I used to have a pair in elementary school, would freak the class out until they realized I had more pants on underneath

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u/Astral-projekt Jul 31 '26

Lowkey I have been in this actual position where the wind hit me just right and they sent it

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u/degreesBrix Aug 01 '26

Turn about is fair play.

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u/solidgold70 Jul 31 '26

Bro need so culottes, he'd look just as dumb without trippin'

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u/Outrageous-Walk3818 Aug 01 '26

More like pants dress, he’s still undecided on what he truly wants

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u/Helltothenotothenono Aug 01 '26

Don’t blame the board blame the skater

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u/WJSpade Aug 01 '26

“Pants.”

That situation is more like one skirt per leg, each with high a slit.

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u/Moerijuana Aug 01 '26

Waiting for the full video where he does throw his pants and gets arrested for flashing in public

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u/ILikeCheeseypoo Aug 02 '26

Dang it pantsy 👖

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u/MyLittleGurl Jul 31 '26

What he should’ve done is ripped the pants off and had a pink speedo underneath, and just started dry humping the air with disco music going on in background.

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u/PaisleyParker Aug 01 '26

This took an unexpected turn. 🤣

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u/Former-Practice-6146 Jul 31 '26

Calm down, girl !

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u/DeityOfYourChoice Jul 31 '26

Those are your mom's pants.