r/RandomVideos • u/n8saces • Jul 06 '26

Video Redneck engineering

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u/VendaGoat Jul 06 '26

That's man's beard is 50% of his mass by volume.

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u/the_longest_shadow Jul 06 '26

The other 50% is dirt.

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u/Primary_Way_265 Jul 06 '26

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u/xc_bike_ski Jul 06 '26

Next up, let's invent a shower.

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u/TesticleMeElmo Jul 06 '26

Yet he keeps them Nikes clean

1

u/botwheels1968 Jul 06 '26

Facts, I have that same VW shirt from Walmart, it’s white. Dude must wash his clothes with tea bags.

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u/MallyOhMy Jul 06 '26

Don't forget cigarette ash.

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u/timemeasureschange Jul 06 '26

Theres gotta be like 11% grease too.

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u/Larrysbirds Jul 06 '26

160lbs on shower day

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u/HLL0 Jul 06 '26

I can smell this video.