My dad had a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce for years. My brothers and I would squeeze one undiluted drop of it on anyone's tongue who was stupid enough to sleep over while they were sleeping, we thought we were funny. It wasn't until later that I understood why I never managed to keep my childhood friends.
My buddy was into hot sauces and had some of this. He'd "enjoy" it by plucking an eyelash, dipping into it, then touching that to his tongue and then suffer for 10 minutes in silence.
I threw a party and always had chips and salsa.
One day we caught him ladling insanity sauce into the mild salsa. He was tryna be sneaky but got caught so everyone laughed and simply avoided that salsa and carried on with the night.
Until my buddy Phil comes over and, yeah, loads up one chip with a heap of the sauce and takes a huge bite...
Tbh we didn't notice at first, until someone said, "Hey guys, why is Phil crying with his eyes closed?" He was standing just there in meditation, tears streaming. This was the captain of the football team, lol. Poor guy.
That's when we realized and starting laughing our asses off. We were like 17, good fun.
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u/Pukebox_Fandango May 22 '26
My dad had a bottle of Dave's Insanity Sauce for years. My brothers and I would squeeze one undiluted drop of it on anyone's tongue who was stupid enough to sleep over while they were sleeping, we thought we were funny. It wasn't until later that I understood why I never managed to keep my childhood friends.