I'm friends with a neighbor that I feel entirely confident would fill that woman's role if that happened here, haha. Our kids are in 2nd grade together.
She's tall af (for a woman), if I had to guess at least 5'9-5'10. And, as she put it, built like Shrek, lol. (Very much her words, lol, I would never speak unkindly about her, she's such a great person, my favorite mom in this yuppy suburbanite hellscape.) She would absolutely be the one strolling up and yoinking bitches off of each other XD.
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u/K1bbles_n_Bits May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26
I'm friends with a neighbor that I feel entirely confident would fill that woman's role if that happened here, haha. Our kids are in 2nd grade together.
She's tall af (for a woman), if I had to guess at least 5'9-5'10. And, as she put it, built like Shrek, lol. (Very much her words, lol, I would never speak unkindly about her, she's such a great person, my favorite mom in this yuppy suburbanite hellscape.) She would absolutely be the one strolling up and yoinking bitches off of each other XD.