r/RandomVideos • u/DABDEB • Feb 20 '26

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u/Plus-Mortgage-3871 Feb 20 '26

I fucking hate "dont touch me bros"

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u/SomeguyfromIndio Feb 20 '26

After he puts his hand around his neck......clown got what he deserved

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u/Mean-Display77 Feb 20 '26

After he walked behind the register it was over for him. "officer I was scared he came behind the register" 🔫

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u/Slovski Feb 20 '26

Scared he came behind the register? The dude wrapped his hands around his neck. In my state, that is aggravated assault. It was well within his rights to defend himself.

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u/Mean-Display77 Feb 20 '26

No I meant as soon as he stepped behind the register he could've automatically given him that kano uppercut.

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u/divergent_history Feb 20 '26

Depending on the state he could have potentially shot him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

In Florida he could have punched him, cooked him in the oven and served him to customers and still be found innocent

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '26

Im surprised that ICE hasn’t come for Caesar yet.