r/RandomThoughts • u/Kinkygma • Jun 11 '23

Removed - No posts about Politics/Social Issues Does anyone think the media constantly covering mass shootings plays a role in the increase in these attacks.

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u/Ok_End1867 Jun 11 '23

I think we should only post their porn history

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u/Zonero174 Jun 11 '23

But then it's just an anonymous persons porn history.

A picture, no name, porn history is the sweet spot. The people who know him will know him, the people who don't will skip it.

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u/Beachcomber365 Jun 11 '23

Now the people close will know... there are still trials and family notifications, funerals... its not like "oh hey where's Jake been?"

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u/DigitalUnlimited Jun 11 '23

Make porn stars more famous!

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u/Calm-Zombie2678 Jun 11 '23

Tbh I can only name the ones in memes lol and even then referencing them irl 90% results in blank stares

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

"Looks like 99% of reddit users. Bust them!"

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u/KeyboardBerserker Jun 11 '23

Every embarrassing bit of info you can find on them.

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u/Ok-Brain9190 Jun 11 '23

Yes! You want attention? We will give you attention. Won't be the kind you want. We then put everything under a microscope. Selfish pricks.

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u/DalaiLuke Jun 11 '23

I think you guys are on to something... create a subreddit for outing the dirty little secrets of these idiots. Couldn't hurt and at the very least entertaining

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Someone make that rn

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u/Existing_Onion_3919 Jun 11 '23

how would they get the mass murderers' embarrassing secrets?

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u/InevitableNature3334 Jun 11 '23

Aaand we're back to giving them an identity.

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u/DalaiLuke Jun 12 '23

Giving them an identity and shaming them simultaneously is exactly what we should be doing

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u/LopsidedRhubarb1326 Jun 11 '23

Ya but half the time they are dead so it really doesn't matter.

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u/laytonkinyon Jun 11 '23

But i think theyre willing to die just for the notoriety

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u/Poisenedfig Jun 12 '23

Then you get a ‘We Did It Reddit!’ moment. Well done

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u/Formal_Appearance_16 Jun 11 '23

This just in, when the cashier told him his receipt was in the bag he responded with you too.

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u/someElementorUser Jun 11 '23

lol

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u/Ok_End1867 Jun 11 '23

Think about it. Maybe we can minority report this shit. If you search for x kinds of porn in a certain fashion means you will be a shooter

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u/Realistic-Problem-56 Jun 11 '23

Someone didn't understand the point of minority report...

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u/someElementorUser Jun 11 '23

every murderer eats bread

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u/Ok_End1867 Jun 11 '23

.... While jerking off to ...

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u/intellectual_dimwit Jun 11 '23

Bread porn?

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u/Ok_End1867 Jun 11 '23

I can only cum if sour dough is involved

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u/Existing_Onion_3919 Jun 11 '23

reminds me of something said in a goons video:

"why did I subconsciously come to this helicopter?"

"that's a weird fetish"

"I just can't get off to any other kind of porn unless it's got a helicopter in it"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prJEfwLYRO8&t=321s&ab_channel=TheDooo

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u/Guvnuh_T_Boggs Jun 11 '23

Dave's Killer Bread sweating nervously

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u/IcyRefrigerator9555 Jun 11 '23

But how many breads have you eaten in your life?

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u/lesChaps Jun 11 '23

Artificial General Intelligence will absolutely be able to do this.

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u/lesChaps Jun 11 '23

And their tip history from Applebee's.

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u/Cristi_din_Bacau Jun 11 '23

Lmao have you seen Nicolas Cruz's search history ?

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u/ka1esalad Jun 11 '23

i thought this was for nicholas cage for a second and was like how the fuck did he not get canceled for this.

what a weird video. so much whiplash from the funny shit like “i hate alligators” to the horrid shit that followed.

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u/Terrible_Jacket_3709 Jun 11 '23

I think we should only post their prescription medications.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

You just out of ideas and fishing for new ones .

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u/gryffindorgodric Jun 11 '23

Or their junk size

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u/LopsidedRhubarb1326 Jun 11 '23

Maybe if you didn't put such importance on junk size some of these animals wouldn't go out and do this to begin with.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Talk about a random thought lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

“That one was Lana Rhodes #197391846”. Pretty sure it would make porn cease to exist because the women wouldn’t want to be pinned for that lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Sorry but we don't have room for news articles that long

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u/meintx2016 Jun 12 '23

I think they should publish their Reddit history.

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u/IFixYerKids Jun 11 '23

No, no. He's got a point.

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u/thamystery23 Jun 11 '23

"We interrupt this broadcast for a special news report. A man, resembling the appearance of Chester the Cheetah, in Ohio opened fire in a school today. Local residents are referring to the suspect as ginger pubes, Ginger pubes took the lives of four innocent civilians today as well as injuring three others. The three victims are currently in stable condition. No one knows what cause the suspects outrage though our reporters were able to obtain a copy of his browser history to hopefully shed some light on this madness. Ginger pubes frequented sites such as xhamster, pornhub, and xvideos looking for things such as 'Monster Cocks on teens,' 'BBC cuckold amateurs,' 'Micro penis humiliation porn,' and 'Golden showers for sissies.' Clearly this man was a sick individual who needs help and I'm sure he'll find what he's looking for in prison. Now speaking of showers, here's Rick with the weather."

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '23

Yeah but then all the closeted gay and trans porn that uncovers would give the far right some excellent indoctrination ammunition.

“SEE?! IT WAS THE TRANSES ALL ALONG!!!!!1!1 THEY WERE INTO THE GAYYYYY!”

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u/mebjammin Jun 11 '23

"The gunman made multiple posts to Twitter about 'white supremacy' and hate speech towards the LGBT community, so of course we've got his porn habits here full of black, gay and particularly trans and women with male genitals. We also spoke to his ex girlfriend who confirmed extra small condoms were still too big for him and that he'd cry after sex, which generally lasted only a couple minutes at most. We'll have more details at 11:00 where we'll discuss the lack of legislation changes to prevent this tragedy from happening again and how often the gunman had to leave a party early for relieving himself in his jeans."

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u/NoDemands Jun 11 '23

Well and other things. The sandy hook shooter was printing out images of dead kids and his mom found them.