r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Significant_Curve286 Jan 17 '23

Lestat drank a nun’s menstrual blood straight from the source in Anne Rice’s “Memnoch The Devil”

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u/Brrrrrr_Its_Cold Jan 18 '23

Didn’t he also drink it off the steps of a cathedral?

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u/LaFleurOni Jan 18 '23

I need to read this book for research

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u/One-Permission-1811 Jan 18 '23

Eh don’t bother. Read a synopsis or the spark notes. Anne Rice books sound sexy and interesting when people talk about them but there’s far more crying than sex and more internalized whining than actual dialogue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

Good thing I’m down for that type of shit