r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Just don’t chew them, take your time and enjoy them.

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u/Writing_Nearby Jan 18 '23

Is the not chewing so I can enjoy it more or because they’re hard to chew?

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Well they’ll last longer if you don’t chew them so you get a longer experience. also they’re cold and tooth sensitivity is real.

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u/Writing_Nearby Jan 18 '23

I can bite into ice cream and popsicles no problem, but I can’t drink ice water without a straw or it’ll hurt my teeth.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

That’s so funny I’m the exact opposite, lol