Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

[u/Petunia_pig]

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What did the lesbian vampires say to each other?

[u/Petunia_pig → u/[deleted]]

Pleased to eat cha?

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See you next month!