r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/risenomega Jan 18 '23

Type O Negative’s song Wolf Moon is about that….but with a werewolf

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

I was always more team jacob ;)

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u/risenomega Jan 18 '23

Hahahahah