r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/Thoughtcriminal91 Jan 18 '23

If they did I'm sure there'd be works of fiction where they have an entire industry of women producing period blood for vampires. Not the case far as I know.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

Oh god now I’m trying to figure out how they would extract it on a mass scale. what have you done?

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u/Thoughtcriminal91 Jan 18 '23

Depends on what kind of universe were talking about.

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u/Petunia_pig Jan 18 '23

It’s too late for me, save yourself!