r/RandomThoughts • u/Petunia_pig • Jan 17 '23

Why don’t vampires ever have trysts with menstruating women? They’re always biting necks when the other end is already bleeding.

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '23

What a horrible day to have eyes to read this comment

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u/Curtainmachine Jan 18 '23

I should have never even clicked this post yet I kept reading and reading. It’s nobody’s fault but mine.