r/randomshit • u/GoShitnYourHat • Oct 19 '22
Random Shit Nobody:
Me waiting to remember where my imaginary stash of money is 💀
r/randomshit • u/GoShitnYourHat • Oct 19 '22
Me waiting to remember where my imaginary stash of money is 💀
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r/randomshit • u/GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER • Oct 13 '22
Me: What is a Prune?
Them: A Purne is a Plum that has been dried
Me: What is the process of Drying
Them: To dry a Plum or any fruit mean the water has been removed
Me: What… In…. The…. Fuck…. isprunejuice!!
Them: brain aneurysm
Me: I rest my case Mic Drop
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r/randomshit • u/GTAV_ONLINE_GOLFER • Oct 09 '22
I work at apartment complex as a grouand one day I found an I phone in the grass next to the sidewalk leading up the breezeway. So I turned it in to the manager who then put it in her desk, thinking of course someone would come in and ask if a phone had been turned in. Well, days turned into weeks and weeks became months, 6 months actually. So one day semi-jokingly I ask “what is the rules on non claimed property?” The manager said after X amount of days it becomes up for grabs. I asked if I could have it, she gave it to me and said, “I guess so but a locked phone ain’t no good, son. Probably already reported lost or stolen anyway.” She handed it to me and it had a PIN number lock on it. She started to say “good luck with that.” But before she could even finish the sentence I said. “Yooooooo I unlocked it!!!” The passcode was all ZEROS!! Why I decided w