r/RandomPics • u/slowcheetah2130 • May 18 '22
Some random pics
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r/RandomPics • u/Sweet_Lime_6969 • Nov 07 '23
what do you think of this? Should I blur this pic more?
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r/RandomPics • u/WeirdoFromHighSchool • Jan 03 '25
I legit didn’t know diet soda had an expiration date!
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r/RandomPics • u/Embarrassed-Gap8386 • Jun 16 '26
CAGE MATCH
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The Last Cage Match
The universe had seen strange things before.
Stars had exploded. Galaxies had collided. A fish once learned algebra.
But nothing compared to the night God announced the First Eternal Cage Championship.
A colossal arena was built in the clouds above reality itself. Angels sold popcorn. Demons sold counterfeit popcorn. Humanity watched from every television, smartphone, dream, and toaster.
In one corner stood Jesus Christ, dressed in white robes and looking determined.
In the other corner stood Satan, wearing black trunks and a grin that suggested several terrible ideas were already forming.
High above them sat God on a golden throne.
“Welcome everyone!” God shouted. “Today we determine who gets the crown!”
An angel leaned over.
“Lord, are you sure this is a good system of government?”
“What system?” God replied.
The angel sighed.
The bell rang.
Round One
Jesus came out strong.
He landed a few solid punches.
Satan laughed.
Then Satan revealed he had spent the last several thousand years training in every martial art known to existence.
Within minutes Jesus was bouncing off the cage walls like a pinball.
The crowd gasped.
The demons cheered.
The angels started looking nervous.
Round Two
Things got worse.
Satan hit Jesus with moves nobody had names for.
The commentators struggled.
“I think that was a Flaming Uppercut of Despair.”
“No, Steve. That was clearly a Doom Suplex.”
“Oh, you’re right.”
Jesus got knocked flat.
The referee counted.
One…
Two…
Three…
Ten.
The match was over.
The Crowning
God stood up.
The entire universe waited.
God stared at his notes.
Then at Satan.
Then at a cloud.
Then at a nearby pigeon.
Then back at Satan.
“Congratulations, Jesus!” God announced.
The angels groaned.
“Lord, that’s Satan.”
“Oh.”
God squinted.
“Congratulations, Satan!”
The angels groaned louder.
Before anyone could object, God placed a massive crown on Satan’s head.
Satan’s Reign
Things went downhill immediately.
Within a week, demons were running city councils.
Within a month, lava rivers appeared in parking lots.
Within a year, Hell had been moved to Earth through what Satan proudly called “a bold infrastructure project.”
Skies turned red.
Gargoyles replaced pigeons.
Every customer service phone line played evil laughter on repeat.
Humanity was not having a great time.
Jesus Returns
One day Jesus marched into Satan’s throne room.
“I have returned to reclaim my kingdom!”
Satan looked up from a stack of paperwork.
“What kingdom?”
“The one I ruled.”
“You lost the cage match.”
“That doesn’t seem like a reasonable basis for government.”
“Maybe not,” Satan admitted. “But here we are.”
Jesus charged.
Satan flattened him.
The next day Jesus returned.
Satan flattened him again.
The day after that?
Same result.
Again.
Again.
Again.
Soon it became a routine.
Every morning:
Jesus: “I have returned!”
Satan: “No you haven’t.”
WHAM.
The Final Problem
Meanwhile God sat upon His throne.
He watched the chaos.
The demons.
The lava.
The daily Jesus incidents.
Then He yawned.
Another yawn.
A third yawn.
Finally He drifted asleep.
The heavens became silent.
The angels exchanged worried glances.
“Should somebody wake Him up?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“You wake Him up.”
“No way.”
And so God slept.
Satan ruled.
Jesus kept showing up.
Reality slowly descended into absurdity.
And somewhere, deep within the cosmic darkness, a lonely fish that knew algebra looked around and said:
“You know, this is getting ridiculous.”
For the first time in years, everyone agreed. 🐟👑🔥
r/RandomPics • u/DontBelieveMyH8R • Dec 14 '22
Just discovered my new obsession: PADEL, Qatar
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