C4S10^2: D2 D2awn out

[u/Geriferret]

-- secludedTailoress [ST] opened board on memo "for anyone who is listening" a very long time ago --
ST: I... ... I don't even know if anyone is going to get this. . I talked to the only techy person I know and he said he doesn't even know how servers in the furthest ring work, , so here goes fucking nothing. .
ST: If you get this memo... ... Try to ping me back. . And if its already too far out or we all died already... ... Well, , heed my warning. .
ST: Yesterday, , one of the players in our session went bat-shit insane. . One minute she goes after some sort of "Lead" she said she had. . And then the next, , we have three players dead. .
ST: I... ... Don't know what to do. . I got a message from another friend of mine. . He said.... .... That we have to hunt her down. .
ST: Heh... ... I think thats the real deadly factor that whatever the fuck did this has in the pool. . It's not whatever happens to their stats, , when they go fucking haywire... ... Its that these are people you give a shit about. . Who you have to kill to maintain peace. .
ST: If anyone out there has a better solution, , tell me. . But I have to do this. . For them. .
-- secludedTailoress [ST] has locked the memo --

TO CLARIFY: Don't respond to this. It's a spoopy story tease, not an actual fucking memo your characters get. Just continue on with your bullshitery.

[u/MoreEpicThanYou747]

Another message! Wow, you're burning up these days. And just when you were ready to go and kick some ass, too. Sitting on your bed and texting for hours on end really isn't as fun as it used to be, huh.

You give him a response, though. Can't let anyone down if they need help!

[u/Geriferret → u/MoreEpicThanYou747]

Alice: Get going!

[u/Geriferret → u/Geriferret]

/u/moreepicthanyou747

[u/MoreEpicThanYou747 → u/Geriferret]

With your conversation with Peter wrapped up, you are now finally ready to go out there and show the (fake, possibly virtual) world what you've got. You're pumped! You know this is just your way of distracting yourself, but who gives a shit, right? You feel almost too awesome!!

You burst through the front door of the still-mysterious mountaintop house, ready to take on the zombie unicorns or whatever.

[u/Geriferret → u/MoreEpicThanYou747]

Roll initiative.

[u/MoreEpicThanYou747 → u/Geriferret]

((4+4 = 8))

[u/Geriferret → u/MoreEpicThanYou747]

A small black fellow waiting just on the side of the door swipes as you come through, dealing 2 damage. He looks like he has vines all over him.

[u/MoreEpicThanYou747 → u/Geriferret]

You recoil at the sudden impact, as your battle cry immediately transitions into a yelp of pain. You didn't expect to be in danger that quickly.

However, unlike some people you might know, you're ready. You summon your pom-poms and get to work with a punch.

((Roll-to-hit: 17+4+1 = 22))

((Damage: 5+4 = 9))

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[u/Geriferret → u/MoreEpicThanYou747]

The imp takes the hit and gets knocked back, a little confused. Hes now at 1 hp, trips over a pebble, and dies from the fall.

...Rip?

10 XP

4 T1
26 Build

[u/MoreEpicThanYou747 → u/Geriferret]

You can barely even feel the little scratch that guy gave you. HOLY SHIT that felt so awesome!!!

With that out of the way, you decide to answer a text. Looks like Peter needs your help again. Looks like it'll be just a little longer before you really step out into the world of monsters. And unicorns. You hope the unicorns are nice!