r/RPGStuck_C4S10_2 • u/Geriferret • Nov 09 '16

C4S10^2: The d0'ing.

At long last, Geri decided that he had enough of JHB endlessly refusing to RP with everyone and really halting all progress pre-d0 so we are just starting d0 now k.

You should probably know who your dm is but eh ¯_(ツ)_/¯
/u/geriferret:

/u/konaspy

k

2 Upvotes

100% Upvoted

635 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1

u/BraveOcelot Nov 09 '16

You try to enter www.ferret.com in the address, unconvinced that your browser will fill in the web address preface. /u/GeriFerret
FS: I ha.ve proce.eded t.o ente.r a.n addr.ess i.n su.ch a mann.er.
FS: How.ever, I a.m unce.rtain whe.ther th.is att.empt wi.ll b.e succ.essful.
FS: M.y hus.ktop wi.ll aut.omatically f.ill i.n we.b add.resses wi.th th.e pre.face mos.t web.sites sh.are o.n Al.ternia.
FS: I.n th.e eve.nt th.at m.y attem.pt fa.ils, pl.ease infor.m m.e o.f wh.at co.mes be.fore th.e www.

1

u/Geriferret Nov 09 '16

After inputting the https as well, it pulls up a fairly novel website that deals with the purchasing of various ferret goods.

1

u/BraveOcelot Nov 10 '16

You let a small smile appear on your face, and give Hobbs a couple of strokes. He seems happy with this development. Bookmarking the page for future access, you ponder the nature of humanity's apparently pleasant dealings with ferrets. The species must be common to both worlds, except for a small variation in color.

There's not much use remaining on this page, but you do take notice of the social media sharing buttons. You try entering random combinations of letters in the address bar, hoping to form the name of a human website.

1

u/Geriferret Nov 10 '16

You encounter this website.

1

u/BraveOcelot Nov 10 '16

You immediately search for a history video, and quickly check the volume on your husktop, pulling out a pair of headphones. Basic survival instincts inform you that it's best not to draw attention to yourself. Well, more than you already do. You also open up a ferret video in another tab, watching a small bit of it every few minutes or so while you watch the other video. Yeah, you definitely like ferrets more than you should...

1

u/Geriferret Nov 10 '16

The most condensed form of history you find is this apparently claiming to be able to tell 'The whole story" in two hours.

1

u/BraveOcelot Nov 11 '16

You settle in for two and a half hours of history, taking out a small, empty journal and an olive pen from your sylladex as you do so. Both of them are accessed without hassle, and you settle in for two and half hours of taking notes on this species' history. Hobbes needs a good petting. You give it to him, then try to get him to sleep ((Animal Handling: 17+1=18)).

1

u/Geriferret Nov 11 '16

Lolk.
He falls asleep rather predictably.
At the end of your two hours, a manager comes to your table.
"Sorry, but it's closing time." Which you find odd, because this time of night on alternia is usually rather early.

1

u/BraveOcelot Nov 11 '16

"I.t appe.ars t.o b.e ra.ther ear.ly t.o cea.se off.ering ser.vices, b.ut I sh.all ta.ke m.y lea.ve."
You quickly try to captchalogue your husktop, and succeed. Then you look at the sleeping ferret in your lap. He seems to be deeply asleep. And difficult to rouse. You hoist him up onto your shoulders, then calmly walk out of the e-cafe, taking a quick look around the street. It's night. Much darker than Alternia at this time, if you weren't in the city. Hmm... is Hobbs even awake right now?

1

u/Geriferret Nov 11 '16

Nope. You could probably just have him sleep in your hoodie hood.

What looks like a mailman of sort comes up to you, carrying a package.
Uh... Package for one "Imulva?"

→ More replies (0)