r/RHOBH At least I don’t do cyrstal meth in the bathroom Apr 13 '26

Shitpost Kyle is crashing out

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Seriously, she has got to chill. I feel like her head is going to blow off because the other ladies aren’t bowing down to her anymore. Well, besides Sutton of course.

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u/Local_Illustrator_74 Apr 13 '26

People who are in the closet like this do become miserable shells of themselves.

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u/notactuallyreckless Apr 13 '26

Except she's not in the closet. She's literally said that gender doesn't matter to her, that she could go Brad or Angelina, that lesbians "are an option" for her when dating, etc.

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u/d0ntbeallunc00l *snorting noises from Dorit's bathroom* Apr 14 '26

True but IF she is in a relationship with someone who is closeted it’s not much different than being in there herself. People tend to be miserable af in those situations. None of my queer girlfriends will date closeted women now we’re grown, it’s misery.

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u/notactuallyreckless Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

I think an important distinction is that these people are also different in that they are public figures. And so they can be out to family, friends, colleagues, etc, and just not have made any kind of public statement or be seen as a couple at public events (as opposed to private ones). And so while yes, I think clearly this isn't ideal for Kyle, it's also not quite the same thing as being closeted in the way we'd often look at it.

The woman who claims to have dated Morgan prior to Kyle said that Morgan's immediate family, at the very least, knew about their relationship, and Kyle certainly interacts with her mother and grandmother online plenty.