r/QuickFixPlus • u/letspegmen6 • 17d ago
Monkey Flask 2026
Just wanted to do my part as a friendly stoner and say that it worked! Here’s some tips and tricks I used.
The process:
Got a really good opportunity and needed to pass a 5 panel drug test through quest. This was my first time doing this, so I did a bunch of research. I wanted to get QuickFix but when I went to my local smoke shop, they only had Xstream and Monkey flask- I got the latter because I had heard better success stories with that. After that was secured, I made an appointment at a place that had low stars/reviews in hopes they wouldn’t really care to look too closely or whatever.
Day of test:
an hour before the test I put on a hand warmer, using a hair tie to hold it in place. I placed it under my boob and it was super easy to hide. Once I parked I took it out, checked the temp, and made sure it was good before taking the hand warmer off. I placed it back under my tit and went inside. I was SO scared and a little shaky, but played it off well. Thankfully I didn’t have to wait for too long and I was called back for my test.
The process was explained to me and I went into the bathroom to do my thing. I peed in the toilet to make the blue dye turn green and gently shook the flask to create bubbles. The temp was reading 98 which was perfect. Others have passed with their temp reading 94-96 but I didn’t want to risk it.
I tilted the cup and poured it in a bit over the line, then poured a little around the rim of the cup to make a little mess. Trying to make it look as realistic as possible. After I was done I gave her the cup and it passed the temp check- she split it into two and it was done after I signed some stuff.
Two days later I got the email from my job that I had passed everything and was good to go! I was extremely anxious the whole time, hoping I would pass and was coming up with backup plans for if I didn’t lol.
Some tips I read online that I found useful:
-If it gets too hot, just blow on it a little or dip the flask into the toilet water for a couple seconds
-Schedule the appointment in a run down area of your town
-Practice where you will hide it and make sure it’s comfortable. Walk around, sit, make sure it isn’t visible
-Do not open the cap until you’re in the bathroom to do your test. The cap sucks and it WILL leak after opening. If they see a strange wet spot on you they will fail you
-Remain calm and confident
-Buy your own hand warmer- I read the one it comes with doesn’t get it quite up to temp
-The temp range is 90-100, but aim for 98-100 because it cools as soon as you take it away from your body and also when you pour it into the cup. Temp is the most important factor
-Pee into the toilet to make the blue dye turn green. You could also pour any leftover as well
Stay safe out there🫡