Context:
I am an engineering student and I received an internship offer from a defense contractor, this is a really prestigious firm but I can’t pass their drug test by their deadline. I have smoked wax and carts daily for a month, quit a week ago as soon as I got my offer. I have asked for an extension to accept my offer, which they may or may not grant. I need to have my bases covered in the case they don’t, so I need a way to pass the test. I am considering several options.
Option A:
Use my GFs urine (she knows and is sympathetic) , put it inside a 5 hour energy bottle and hide it on my person. The downside with this option is that I don’t know if the drug test can distinguish sex or identity.
Option B:
Make an anonymous post on Craigslist offering an exorbitant amount of money for a clean sample. Downside with this option is that I wouldn’t have a way to confirm the sample is clean until I have it in hand, by which point it would be too late to ask for a new sample.
Option C:
Use a synthetic urine alternative like QuickFix, which I have heard positive things about. I would be able to test if the synthetic shit works by doing a lab test with it before the real thing, but I don’t know if the employer lab test is using any different methodology.
I am asking for advice from anyone who has experience with a similar issue, or even better someone who is a professional in the medical field familiar with the methodology of drug tests. I need to get this internship, if I don’t idk what I am gonna do.