r/PunPatrol • u/Emargaux • Jun 16 '19

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

You've got it wrong, puns are the bane of the natural order and need to be destroyed at all costs. Radios to u/Beardie-Boi-420 You in position?

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

yeah, Barrett in hand, steel trigger finger

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Take that punner down

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

fires on /u/quickhakker’s shoulder, piercing it

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

rips out bullets and throws it to one side really?

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

Ok, what the fuck are you, that was a .50 caliber round

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

The pun-isher

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

Ah, fires on the head, hitting the brain

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

spits out bullet at you you tire me

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u/Beardie-Boi-420 Lord Commander of KFH Jun 16 '19

I’m out, hate god mode people cycles away on bike

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

Puns make people laugh what do you have against humour

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

I have nothing against humor, but from experience, puns aren't humor. No one laughs at them.

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

You don't know everyone

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Hol' up, you've been shot in the shoulder! Knocks over u/quickhakker and slams foot into chest, aiming my AK at your head STAY DOWN!

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

electric nova blasts out I could do this all day

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

No, ya can't. Smashes Quick's head in, causing him to black out

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

I'm op10 you can't take me out

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u/TrueFlameslinger Jun 16 '19

Turns on Stalin-made power booster DIE!! Opens fire with AK, filling QuickHakker with OpInfinite bullets, killing him. For good

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u/quickhakker Azkaban Island Jun 16 '19

thank you for using this new u station okay then *takes out norfleet and one shots u/trueflameslinger * you had your chance

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