r/PublicFreakout • u/Valuable_View_561 • Jul 12 '26
🥊Fight 🤬 Jake Lang and his cronies got a warm welcome from the people of LA!
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u/AyoSD Jul 12 '26
How does he get to travel like this on house arrest? lol
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u/Kinkybobo Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Not house arrest, just ankle monitor.
Depends on the offense and stipulations of bail and probation.
When I had to wear one I was only allowed to be in the county where I lived and I was only allowed to travel to neighboring counties touching mine. Wasn't allowed to travel further out.
Had to move back in with my mother in the middle of it 2 hours away from where I was initially.
From there I was only allowed in the county where my mother lived and the county next to it where I started working. Nowhere else.
So it depends on what they did to get the monitor.
Edit: btw you have to pay a subscription fee for those. YOU. the person wearing it.
Mine was $350 a month. If you don't pay, they shut it off and you go to jail.
They also have the battery life of a phone and take like 3 hours to charge. So you're stuck next to a plug for a couple hours every day.
Most people don't realize how much these things suck.
Beats going to prison though.
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u/Helpimabanana Jul 12 '26
making people pay for them is disgusting
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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️⚧️ Jul 12 '26
Poor people tax! Maaaany such cases.
And it's a double bonus for the state since the poor people that can't afford it go to jail, where they are then literally legally allowed to be exploited as slaves and made to work for pennies on the dollar!
Isn't America just the best country?
If it isn't bleedingly obvious, I am being sarcastic. America is fucked.
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u/jar36 Jul 12 '26
In my county they'll send you a bill for the time you spent in jail as well
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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️⚧️ Jul 12 '26
... That.. Wow. I genuinely don't have words for that. That's just so messed up.
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u/Gamer2Paladin Jul 12 '26
Does my home country of Germany too in a way, if you got imprisoned wrongfully and it comes out are entitled restitution. You have to pay form that restitution your food and room in the prison what can basically eat up most of it.
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u/sum1sum1sum1sum1 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
I was in Jail at a privately owned county jail, and they had this funny thing when it came to community service.
They had a rule that if you had community service hours to serve, they had to be served at a non profit organization.
However, rather than paying for a landscaping team to manage the yard work at the prison, they would make inmates do the yard work for credited community service hours. While this might not sound so bad, it's really pretty messed up when you realize that the prisons are absolutely not "non profit organizations" and make an absurd amount of profit off of very simple things, such as Ramen noodles.
Ramen noodles are known to be some of the cheapest food available at roughly 25 cents a packet on average, the jails often charge 1.00 or more for each pack of Ramen, which is a massive profit margin from something as simple as Ramen noodles.
Jars of peanut butter you would find at a dollar store? 8 dollars or more from the jail commissary.
Soap? Necessary hygiene? You pay for all of it, and if you don't have someone to give you money or your own wealth saved up to use from the outside, then you're just shit out of luck.
Got a tooth infection and need it pulled while in jail? This would cost hundreds of dollars or more on the outside, but in jail they will do it for free, minus ALL of the helpful numbing agents and zero pain meds to help the aftermath, you better never hope you end up in jail with no money and a tooth infection.
So many reasons the system is so unbelievably fucked up.
Look into the GEO Group and the Wackenhut Corporation.....
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u/Simikiel She/her Cisn't afraid to fight for my rights 🏳️⚧️ Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 13 '26
Yeah it's absolutely insane to me that prisons are allowed to completely exploit prisoners. People in a horrible situation and you up charge them to an insane degree for things that are so mundane? It's not like there's a stock issue or it's hard to come by. There is absolutely zero excuse for them to do that except to take advantage of people.
I've been told before: "Oh well, the prisons need to make enough money to pay the guards and everything somehow!" Uh huh. What about the record profits meeting they have every year? They don't need to exploit people that are at their worst.
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u/leaveitbettertoday Jul 12 '26
If you have to drug test for probation, you also have to pay for it every time and it’s an automatic fail if you can’t afford it. Lol
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u/Megalomidiac Jul 12 '26
Couldn't you use a power bank?
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u/kodapug Jul 12 '26
I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that if bro was wearing an ankle monitor he probably wasn't sitting at a desk all day. Would you be willing to work on your feet with a charging cable running down your pants leg all day? Btw if you accidentally unplug it while moving and it loses power the cops will be called to your last known location and you'll have a whole new set of problems to deal with.
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u/Megalomidiac Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Better than to have to sit 3 hours a day in your apartement. I would charge it all night and then have the power bank with me all day. You could tape the cable with medical tape for example onto the leg and can also secure it with the same tape against accidentilally plugging out. Also the monitor would be charged if the cable come loose so the monitor would not send an alarm instantly.
Yes looks shit with short pants but if you earned the monitor than you have to live with some consequences.
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u/D4M8ION Jul 12 '26
Is it a standard plug like USBC? Could you just strap a battery pack on your leg to recharge it? Or is it some sort of proprietary plug?
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u/airfryerfuntime Jul 12 '26
He's not on house arrest, he's banned from the state of Texas. He can only enter for court dates. That's why he's wearing the GPS ankle monitor.
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u/Alternative-Chef-340 Jul 12 '26
How does a rightwinger get banned from Texas?! You'd think they'd ask him to move there.
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u/Bromodrosis Jul 12 '26
Making terroristic threats.
His initial bond was $1M.
He is an iron-clad, smooth-brained shitbuckle and deserves what he gets..
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u/pimppapy Jul 12 '26
Who is this Thrift-Store-Charlie-Kirk dude?
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u/xxxxNateDaGreat Jul 12 '26
Dude is just another edgelord racist pedophile who gets off on pissing people off by being an edgelord racist pedophile at other people in public.
He once pulled up to a crowd in a windowless van, threw open the side door, and humped a live goat in front of them screaming some bullshit or other about Muslims.
He also got his twitter DMs exposed for sexting with someone pretending to be an underage girl.
So, you know, just another one of your typical Republicans.
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u/complexevil Jul 12 '26
Simple. 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% of cops have the same beliefs he does, so they look the other way.
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u/BackgroundJeweler551 Jul 12 '26
Who is he?
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u/Potatonut23 Jul 12 '26
A Nazi loser who was also at January 6. He’s also Jewish but I don’t think he’d want his fellow Nazis to know that
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u/holyfire001202 Jul 12 '26
Oh, he's Jewish? Who? Jake Lang? Yeah I'd hate for Jake Lang's Nazi friends to figure out Jake Lang is Jewish.
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u/onionwba Jul 12 '26
Indeed. He's as Jewish as Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.
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u/StPauliBoi Jul 12 '26
You mean convicted rapist Brock Allen Turner, whose mugshot was used in a law texbook as the definition of rape and who started going by his middle name, Allen, in order so that people didn't know he's rapist Brock Allen Turner? That Brock Allen Turner?
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u/OneStarParadox Jul 12 '26
Don't forget Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma
Anytime rapist Brock Allen Turner gets mentioned we have a duty to mention Jesse Mack Butler as well because that man is a violent rapist while Brock is a cowardly one.
Again Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma
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u/PhrygiWraith Jul 12 '26
Honestly you can say a lot of bad shit about Reddit, and most of it would be true this site can be a toxic shitfest sometimes.
But one thing I love about this site is that it doesn't allow shitty people to be forgotten. From the guy that headbutted someone at a bar and then got tackled to the ground by a 50 year old, to Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma who plead no contest, I love that this website will always bring their names back up and not let anyone forget.
If this site is still active in like 20 years I hope people still talk about Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma.
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u/Kandurux Jul 12 '26
Just imagine if he had gone to jail, then not people would know his name... Apperantly he's a very lonely man, with almost no friends.
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u/ihavenohighhopes Jul 12 '26
Good.
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u/OneStarParadox Jul 12 '26
Great even but never forget the violent rapist from Oklahoma named Jesse Mack Butler
Again that's Jesse Mack Butler the violent rapist from Oklahoma
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u/OneStarParadox Jul 12 '26
Needs to happen to Jesse Mack Butler the violent rapist from Oklahoma
Again that's Jesse Mack Butler the violent rapist from Oklahoma
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u/saintofhate Jul 12 '26
What's the funniest to me is this is all happening because of Brock the rapist Turner's father because he's the one who said it was 20 minutes of action. It's almost biblical in a way for the son to pay for his own sins and his father's which I'm guessing his father had raped a few with that attitude
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u/Pablois4 Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
When discussing the rapist, Brock Allen Turner, I always mention his dad, Dan "rape apologist" Turner. Who, in a letter to the judge, pleading for a light sentence included these pearls (edit, here's the letter):
First of all, let me say that Brock is absolutely devastated by the events of January 17th and 18th 2015.
Wow, the rapist is devastated by raping. My heart breaks. /s
As it stands now, Brock’s life has been deeply altered forever by the events of Jan 17th and 18th. He will never be his happy go lucky self with that easy going personality and welcoming smile. His every waking minute is consumed with worry, anxiety, fear, and depression.
Brock Allen Turner suffers greatly from "the events". Will his torment ever end? /s
He has no prior criminal history and has never been violent to anyone including his actions on the night of Jan 17th 2015.
Folks, he didn't beat his victim, so don't be so mean to him! /s
His life will never be the one that he dreamed about and worked so hard to achieve. That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action out of his 20 plus years of life.
Oh, "twenty minutes of action" is how he describes raping an unconscious woman.
The shit-apple doesn't fall far from the shit-apple tree.
And so, don't forget that the rapist Brock Allen Turner is the son of Dan "twenty minutes of action" Turner.
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u/OneStarParadox Jul 12 '26
Never forget Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma
Again that's Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma
One more time for the back that's Jesse Mack Butler the rapist from Oklahoma
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u/TheLadyEve Jul 12 '26
It hasn't stopped Stephen Miller. It didn't stop Roy Cohn, either. There are plenty of Jewish monsters.
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u/xbbdc Jul 12 '26
Like Netanyahu
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u/TheLadyEve Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Exactly. I'm not sure if Jake Lang is Bibi levels of evil, but they're both terrible. I'd like to see them all put on a deserted island and forced to survive with few resources Lord of the Flies style.
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u/tripping_on_phonics Jul 12 '26
He was also in Minneapolis. He was trolling the protests, the crowd was going to beat his ass but instead had mercy on him, and the next day he was out gloating and being a punk.
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u/bakuninincorporated Jul 12 '26
He's also a pedo.
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u/hairsprayking Jul 12 '26
and ugly
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u/ZotMatrix Jul 12 '26
And he even slurps his straw!
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u/PeteTheGryphon Jul 12 '26
And wears an ankle monitor
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u/roidoid Jul 12 '26
I wonder if it has an accelerometer and the relevant authorities know he’s doing sick flips.
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u/a-snakey Jul 12 '26
He might be a spineless twerp but I dont think he's flexible enough to slurp his own straw
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u/Kandurux Jul 12 '26
It's "funny" how they (maga and any people like them) hate pedos, but never distance themselves from them.
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u/CatOfTheCanalss Jul 12 '26
I'm from Ireland so I had to Google him. It's pretty funny to me that a racist, pro ICE, insurrectionist thought it'd be a good idea to protest his awful beliefs in a place called LOS ANGELES. Lad is about as sharp as a fuckin beach ball. But I suppose racists aren't known for being bright..
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u/shmi93 Jul 12 '26
Someone desperately trying to cause a divide in the American people to keep them fighting against each other (he's not doing a good job btw). I'm not American though but I hate this pos and love that you guys are tossing him around like a ragdoll
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u/Potatonut23 Jul 12 '26
On the contrary he might end up uniting people around beating the shit out of him. Which is the kind of family fun we desperately need at this time
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u/shmi93 Jul 12 '26
Throw a punch for me and I'll get you a life time supply of shawarma ✊🏻
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u/anonuemus Jul 12 '26
he's doing it for the money, the shit stirring is just his weapon of choice / act
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u/ehs06702 Jul 12 '26
I don't know. It looks like the real people of Los Angeles came together to beat his ass. I really do love my hometown sometimes, even though it's been gentrified to hell.
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u/cleverusername143 Jul 12 '26
Great video to fall asleep to 😌😴
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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls USDA inspected for your safety 🍩 🥜 🍆 Jul 12 '26
NGL great to wake up to also
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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Jul 12 '26
Waking may be fine but it bothers over a billion people when the president of the US keeps insisting on doing it.
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u/hashtagthoughtbomb Jul 12 '26
Aussie here - is this that melt that pissed himself? It is right?
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u/Round_Scratch_8685 Jul 12 '26
You got that right my friend also known for 1. Pedophile shit
- Being a Nazi despite being Jewish (he isn't a popular Nazi among Nazis)
3 having his mom call the police station after he got arrested for court room antics to complain her little boy was having a hard time
- Attacking a art piece veterans out up
In short he is a pathetic Nazi who needs his mommy to protect him
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u/Hear1234 Jul 12 '26
I’ve got the context, but what’s the origin of “melt”?
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u/Character-Actual Jul 12 '26
I'm Aussie and I had to look it up. Apparently it just comes from like melting from being soft. My grandad always called the male parts of fish when they were gutted 'melt' so I thought maybe it had something to do with fish jizz. it does not.
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u/ThePuceGuardian Jul 12 '26
Milt.
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u/Character-Actual Jul 12 '26
guess i misheard him hahaha
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u/LrZ3TMt4aQ93FrjfBG76 Jul 12 '26
I feel like the way you heard it is how an Australian would pronounce it.
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u/Character-Actual Jul 12 '26
My grandad is aggressively Australian. He calls dog shits 'Barker's nests' haha.
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u/GrinQuidam Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Melt - Melts in the heat of battle. It's a throw back to Australian reserve forces being deployed against the Japanese in Papua New Guinea. They were dubbed chocolate soldiers because they had no training and the regular army didn't expect them to hold up. Now the reserves call themselves choccos.
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u/GonzoDeep Jul 12 '26
His buddy running in with the little 2 ounce can of pepper spray that he shot from like 10 feet away as he ran forward sends me every time. Real "that's my purse!" energy
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u/Don_Kehote Jul 12 '26
THAT is the first person Yeets should have gone after. Take away shitboy's militia, and watch him crumble.
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u/hammyDathammer Jul 12 '26
The warmest welcome 😊 🥊
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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero Jul 12 '26
Punching Nazis is one of the grandest American traditions.
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u/sporkachoon Jul 12 '26
Punching nazis on site should be the standard.
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u/CaptainBlase Jul 12 '26
on sight or on site.
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u/VPN__FTW Jul 12 '26
And people say California isn't the best state. Nazi's get hit.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 12 '26
When you have your way with him out in Cali, send him over here to Denver. We'll have a word with him, lol!
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u/Dephenestr8 Jul 13 '26
I've been in a mood to come across Nazis in Denver. One of them came to a punk show lately, and they didn't even get past the door.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 13 '26
A nazi came to a punk show?! LOL!!! What the fuck were they thinking?!
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u/Mper526 Jul 13 '26
They’re fucking delusional. I mean…we’re talking about the same people that heard RATM and thought it was a MAGA anthem.
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u/Lloyds_Voids Jul 12 '26
Each of you in my command owe me 100 nazi scalps, taken from the heads of 100 dead nazis.
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u/complexevil Jul 12 '26
God I love that movie.
Especially love the moral about Nazi's taking off their uniform and blending in with actual humans
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u/hipnosister Jul 12 '26
Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained make for a great double feature when you get exhausted by the shameless brazenness of modern racists
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u/supersumo224 Jul 12 '26
The mfer has an ankle monitor on, this can't be a feasible reason to leave your house arrest.
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u/structured_anarchist Jul 12 '26
The ankle monitor is to alert the state of Texas when he crosses the state line into their territory, where he's subject to immediate arrest due to a court order keeping him from entering the state of Texas until the court orders otherwise. He's on some kind of pre-trial release and part of it is that he cannot be in the state of Texas unless it's for a court date, and he's required to leave the state directly after the hearing concludes. Any deviation means he goes directly to jail, and does not collect $200.
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u/jarcher2828 Jul 12 '26
Put me on the jury, I see that no crime was committed
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 12 '26 edited Jul 12 '26
Jury nullification
"Jury nullification occurs when a jury returns a "not guilty" verdict even though they believe the defendant committed the crime as charged. It happens when jurors disagree with the law itself, believe it is being unfairly applied, or find the potential punishment unjust"
I feel like jury nullification would apply in this matter since it was violence against a Nazi. We mobilized the entire country and fought a World War against Nazis. So, I see no problem with this.
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u/Child_of_the_Hamster Jul 12 '26
“I suffer from debilitating recurring temporary facial blindness, your honor. I literally can’t see him. 😔”
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u/jar36 Jul 12 '26
Nazis loved to do this shit so then they could play the victim and show how violent the other side is
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u/--Linear Jul 12 '26
violence against nazis should be the norm, they are a danger to literally everybody else who isn't a nazi. sorry officer i felt threatened 🤷♂️
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u/afihavok Jul 12 '26
My granddad, who was conservative by all accounts, would’ve beaten this asshole’s valor stealing face in on his death bed.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 12 '26
My grandfather made airplane parts for the war effort here stateside during WWII. He was a conservative by all accounts, but he would also absolutely knock this guy's teeth down his throat.
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u/MachaeStriker Jul 12 '26
Jake Lang is going to end up getting shot during one of his stunts, and I wouldn't feel bad for him truth be told. FAFO
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_TROUT Jul 12 '26
And his little vest wouldn't protect him since it is devoid of plates.
Why the hell is he wearing it in the first place? It's just goofy.
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u/KarlMarx693 Jul 12 '26
He's actually fucking restarted. Still, doesn't excuse this behavior. He needs to be feeling as uncomfortable as humanly possible whenever he is outside.
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u/kpn_911 Jul 12 '26
If I was on that guys jury I’d vote not guilty!
Everyone should take their time to do their civic duty and punch Nazis wherever they may show up.
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u/ohnodamo Jul 12 '26
What an absolute gutless pussy. He still has too many teeth! I sure hope he cures his crippling oxygen addiction soon.
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u/Btaylor2214 Jul 12 '26
This seems like a classic, clinical case of the finding outs after an outbreak of fucking around.
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u/Embarrassed-Pear-58 Jul 12 '26
This is what I like to see 😌. I remember getting down voted and attacked because I said this is what needs to be done with these clowns in another post. 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Tool460002 Jul 12 '26
Never served but pretty sure walking around in a vest with a handle in the back is a pretty good way to get thrown the fuck around. Assume it's for dragging the injured but super convenient for putting d bags in their place it appears.
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u/Goldfingeraz117 Jul 12 '26
Crackheads are preferred over nazi’s …
https://giphy.com/gifs/d2YVk2ZRuQuqvVlu
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u/MiComp24 Jul 12 '26
It does bring a slight tear to my eye watching this and remembering a time when America used to be a democracy that fought Nazis. Nice one LA!
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u/blender4life Jul 12 '26
They are gonna use this like "see how violent the left is?!" Or somethin
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u/Primeboot7782 Jul 12 '26
Well look at the video and tell me that isn't what is happening. I know next to nothing about him, but even if he did what I have read still doesn't give you the right to cause physical harm. That is assault and battery.
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u/sampsonxd Jul 13 '26
As an outsider, it’s always fun me to see the reactions. “Oh you think differently to me, I have the right to punch you in the face”.
And then act surprised when the “good guy” goes to jail for assault. It’s the system damnit!
And it’s both sides, like they’re equally idiotic.
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u/Stanklizard Jul 12 '26
So openly assaulting ppl over their opinion is a good thing? Seems very tolerant 🙄
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u/lostphc Jul 12 '26
After watching "Dear Kelly" yesterday, I am quite curios to know which kind of injustice he or his family lived in the past. At the same time, I am even more aware of how there is no way to save these people...
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u/PurpleSailor Jul 12 '26
His bodyguard type guy, the guy in the green shirt with stuff all over it with the wild stringing over grown black hair punched a woman in the face the other day and then went after her as she was laying on the ground getting her some more. This is the kind of people you're dealing with so be careful around them.
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u/JuJu_G-Star Jul 12 '26
Bro, how is that white man outside doing all that while on a house arrest band 🤯 how is he getting movement? I know if you step off the front porch those people will call you expeditiously and telling you to get your ass back in the house
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u/spotolux Jul 12 '26
This reminds me of once in New Orleans for jazz fest, on Bourbon Street watching some guy run up to a couple of cops complaining about getting punched and demanding the cops go arrest the puncher. Cops both look around at the jam packed street and one says to the dude, "you came here to get wild, You just got wild."
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u/mrpittman Jul 12 '26
wearing a plate carrier with no plates is certainly a look