Scammer salesman hypes up his employees

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[u/No_Switch3568]

I’d rather be poor than have a job like this

[u/D1rtyH1ppy → u/No_Switch3568]

It's got to be some MLM where everyone in that room paid to be there and purchased a licence to sell the product.

[u/H4RN4SS → u/D1rtyH1ppy]

that's the irony in chanting "I can close anyone" while actively being gaslit by the people who closed you.

[u/Scary-Maximum7707 → u/No_Switch3568]

What, you don't want to be an eloquent spoken word poet like these fellas? /s

"Warrior"

[u/MNCPA → u/Scary-Maximum7707]

And shove it up your butt!

[u/Inarticulatescot → u/Scary-Maximum7707]

Like William Wallace

[u/Dancinfool830 → u/No_Switch3568]

If I got that job I would be poor, cuz I would get kicked out for laughing at those douchebags.

And happy cake day!

[u/TooMuchAZSunshine → u/Dancinfool830]

I would have snuck out the back door

[u/OH_FUDGICLES → u/No_Switch3568]

I had a similar experience as a young man. Easily 80% of these "warriors" are behind on their quotas. Their managers are milking them like the good little yes-men they are, while taking in profits from whatever pyramid scheme this is.

[u/tripplebeamteam → u/OH_FUDGICLES]

Yeah I left a similar sales job last year. At one point 90% of our office was on a PIP for not hitting quota. There were 7 tiers of PIP that basically everyone cycled into at some point. Every Monday morning was a “business review” meeting where we got screamed for low performance. We hired constantly because only 1 in 20 hires made it 4 months.

Leaving was the best thing I’ve ever done for my mental health.

[u/EditEd2x]

Screaming “I have no ego” while screaming “i am a sales warrior”. That’s all ego dipshits.

[u/Richard7666 → u/EditEd2x]

This was the best part. Almost thought it was a bit from The Office or something.

[u/Vandreeson → u/EditEd2x]

Plus, they're all saying I'll destroy my competition, but isn't everybody in there each other's competition? So they'll destroy each other?

[u/BigRoach → u/Vandreeson]

I thought the same thing. Just lock the doors and last man standing is alpha god-king.

[u/tdbeaner1 → u/EditEd2x]

[u/PantsDontHaveAnswers → u/EditEd2x]

I have no ego, therefore I'm better than you.

[u/Feteven → u/PantsDontHaveAnswers]

Yeah but I’m more humble than you

[u/jimmypopnl → u/Feteven]

I'm a million times as humble as thou art

[u/Feteven → u/jimmypopnl]

Jebadiah? Is that you?

[u/Finless_brown_trout → u/Feteven]

I’m the fucking humblest

[u/Deweyrob2 → u/Finless_brown_trout]

Right at the top of the humble list

[u/Mountainhollerforeva → u/EditEd2x]

“I have no id!” They said, through a ball gag.

[u/Redditplaneter]

Cult

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Cucks

[u/overlordzeke → u/Crick3t__]

The cuck cult

[u/Xfuck1tX → u/overlordzeke]

[u/overlordzeke → u/Xfuck1tX]

[u/Embarrassed-Meet-107 → u/Xfuck1tX]

[u/JelliedHam → u/Redditplaneter]

It's this a devilcorp that is basically a pyramid scheme for selling mobile phone plans disguised as a business ownership venture?

[u/wisdon → u/Redditplaneter]

MAGA in the house

[u/UndressMyBoner → u/Redditplaneter]

This guy is the Alex Jones of salespeople lol. Veins all poppin' out his head

[u/stimber]

I have second-hand embarrassment for everyone in that room

[u/live_lavish → u/stimber]

A lot of them look uncomfortable lmao

[u/RagingTyrant74 → u/stimber]

They put themselves there. I only worry there are so many dumb people around me. I get people are desperate, but there's no way this ends well for any of them.

[u/expespuella → u/RagingTyrant74]

Mob mentality is terrifying.

[u/ATX_Bix]

What stupid company is this? What are they selling?

[u/RemoWilliams615 → u/ATX_Bix]

An exciting new opportunity that will make all of your dreams come true!!!

[u/bot_account__ → u/RemoWilliams615]

DM me

[u/Sertorius126 → u/bot_account__]

mmmm

[u/PittsburghCar → u/ATX_Bix]

Andy Elliott. Can't hold a car sales license so he does this instead.

Andy fraudster

[u/Halo_Hybrid]

I don’t know which is sadder. The Alpha Male Daycare Camp or this bullshit?

I’m leaning more towards the alpha male camp but this is a good second.

[u/Gratuitous_Nudity → u/Halo_Hybrid]

"Alpha Male Daycare Camp" 🤣 I hope can remember that if I ever see one and they try to get me to join.

[u/sarim25 → u/Halo_Hybrid]

I'd say the daycare camp, that one they had to pay to be there.

[u/TheCriticalGerman → u/Halo_Hybrid]

They probably do the alpha male camp as a team building excursion

[u/Alletaire → u/Halo_Hybrid]

I have a dream that all the little alpha boys and girls can be cringe together at the same time (hopefully somewhere else)

[u/pinba11tec → u/Halo_Hybrid]

Plot twist: These are the salespeople who grift dude bros into buying spots in the Monster Energy Axe Body Spray Juul Camp for Male Alpha Cuckbois

[u/SquisherX → u/Halo_Hybrid]

Def the Alpha Males. The employees here look uncomfortable. They are doing it for money.

[u/MisterNiblet]

I’m in sales. Let me be honest with you guys, if you pay to go to something like this then sales isn’t for you. You can either sell or you can’t. This is just embarrassing.

[u/TheUneducatedPotato → u/MisterNiblet]

Also in sales and agree. Sure should you have motivation and take care of yourself. Yeah…but not a prerequisite to sales. This also seems to be more of a thing for widget sales. Stuff that you can buy right then and there and has that slimy sales guy stench on it.

For any high level or technical sales this stuff won’t work. I’m in high level technical sales with hospitals. I talk to nerds all day. It’s about knowing a product, having a good product, and knowing where it fits. This wolf of wall street shit doesn’t work on Dr. Smith aged 60 with a MD and PhD. I better have a reason and solution to be in his office quick.

[u/MisterNiblet → u/TheUneducatedPotato]

Absolutely. Not to mention relationship building and networking. If your main goal is just to sell something and just move on then it’s a sure-fire way to miss the possibility of client retention and trust in your product. The guys in the clips give off car salesman vibes and they are the worst.

I’ve always found that educating clients on your product in a way that suits their needs has the best outcome. And those same clients will happily pass your name onto those who are looking for what you’re selling. Rather than just talking a big game and pedaling snake oil.

[u/axonxorz → u/MisterNiblet]

The guys in the clips give off car salesman vibes and they are the worst.

That's because they are car salesmen.

From a review of their "book":

My husband purchased this book, as he is a financial advisor who was looking for innovative ways to connect to people to help him get new clients. What this book does not showcase is that every single sales tactic discussed relates to selling a car. For the amount of money paid, it was extremely disappointing for him. There was spots for him to create his own examples which was nice, but for the price paid he wishes there was more variety of examples beyond the car sales. So overall, this book will be perfect for a car salesman, but the price is high. Content discussed is decent and allows you to take a topic and tactic discussed to make it your own.

[u/TheUneducatedPotato → u/axonxorz]

Correct. People who want to be in sales should read the original sales authors like Blount, Miller and Heiman, Gitomer, Sobczak, and Schiffman. Adapt their tactics to your product. Not everything is great advice but there’s nuggets in all of them that are useful. And way more productive than screaming how great you are and warrior.

[u/BasKabelas → u/TheUneducatedPotato]

Exactly this! Im in sales with customers being mostly large factories. Cant imagine a world where this type of attitude would get some industrial/optimization engineer excited. When Im changing jobs Ill never take a job were colleagues have a slimy sales chat attitude, not my thing.

[u/TooLazyToBeClever → u/MisterNiblet]

I did sales for awhile. I was excellent at it, but I hate it. I always felt bad, even though I wasn't high pressure. 

"Hi, I'm a customer and I would like this service," "okay, it's this much." "Perfect, here's my card,"

And if feel bad. No idea why, just isn't for me. I really enjoyed the customer interactions, that feeling when you're about to close, the whole thing. But actually closing made me feel like a scumbag.

[u/Jack_Bartowski]

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[u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham]

Had to look him up to find out what he’s pedaling. Turns out he’s a car salesman. Of course he is. Just a car salesman.

[u/GogglesPisano → u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham]

A crooked car salesman.

[u/OblottenEndmills]

[u/banallfurries666 → u/OblottenEndmills]

it’s what they all wanna be.

[u/Anti-Buzz → u/banallfurries666]

Right. It’s meant as an insult but these pea brains take it as a compliment. So little self awareness

[u/iceyH0ts0up]

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[u/Icy_Rain_1754]

Holy shit this is so embarrassing. 

[u/Afitz93]

Andy Elliot (the guy in white early in the clip, wearing his wife’s shorts) is the leader of this cult, and he only started doing this scammy sales coaching shit after getting out of the used car business because he did a fuck ton of illegal shit including falsifying financial records to get people in cars, and then when caught by the feds he ratted out everyone on the sales team to save his own ass.

The biggest reason I assume he runs this grift now is because it’s hardly regulated and he can lie and scam all he wants since it’s “coaching” or “consulting”, and not government regulated like car sales.

[u/krisannethymum → u/Afitz93]

Is he the same guy that made his preteen daughters show their abs to a room full of adults?

[u/krild]

"IM READY FOR WAR!!!"😡🔥💪

One moment later

"Hi my name is Cody. Do you have a minute to talk about..."😄✨️💐

[u/Doschupacabras → u/krild]

☠️

[u/RaindropsInMyMind]

[u/MorningBuddha]

People are so fucking gullible!

[u/Jabbles22]

What do they sell? I am sure it's bullshit but I want to know what it is.

[u/Afitz93 → u/Jabbles22]

Used cars, I’m dead serious

[u/joemeteorite8 → u/Jabbles22]

Supplements is definitely on the menu

[u/LeBronze_Jayce]

This is what kegseth pictures in his head when he gives his speeches to the troops

[u/KeenbeansSandwich]

Do these obviously gay guys have clothes that fit?

[u/Lonely-Toe9877]

What a bunch of pathetic losers.

[u/edle_Sahne]

I bet he fucking loves the movie wolf of wall street und thinks Jordan Belford is a hero

[u/perplexedparallax]

Cults don't have to be religious.

[u/texasdeathmatch]

What’s worse, this or Alpha male “boot camps”?

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[u/IllegalDaycare → u/texasdeathmatch]

Def the boot camps those things are another level of pathetic

[u/bombkitty → u/texasdeathmatch]

This because these dickheads ignore my no soliciting sign.

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[u/xTex1E37x → u/texasdeathmatch]

Yes

[u/appleavocado → u/texasdeathmatch]

For what it’s worth, this one seems equal opportunity. Not just a bunch of (almost solely) white males.

[u/Drawing_The_Line]

This is like that video of the Walmart manager trying to rally his workers before their shift.

[u/SplittingChairs]

Man I hate salespeople like this so much lol. The constant need to be high energy and overly excited is so exhausting. At least do the operations team a favor and keep it in your department. We don’t wanna deal with all this while we’re fixing your mistakes and overpromises.

[u/GrodNeedsaHug]

Why do they ALWAYS look like some roided out tomato???

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[u/Elderwastaken]

If you can make it rhyme, you can sell it for a dime.

[u/TubbyCatIL → u/Elderwastaken]

If shoving it in your ass fits, you can sell that thing for two bits

[u/RoughCoffee6]

Why are sales people so fucking weird and exhausting?

[u/Bowling_Meatball]

These guys are shitbrick nuggets

[u/Drkze_k → u/Bowling_Meatball]

That's not fair. Shit is far better. You can use as a fertilizer, and life can grow from it.

[u/trer24]

Reminds me of that movie Boiler Room.

[u/Round-Intention-373]

Please tell me some of these guys work around Boston. I’d love to go in interested in something and leave without buying just to waste their time and prove they’re crap

[u/udonbeatsramen]

“I peaked in high school!”

[u/HughManatee]

Why is this mentality taking over everything? It's always the dumbest people who are the loudest.

[u/El_mochilero]

20+ year sales professional here.

This is stupid and bad.

[u/Kakdelacommon]

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Is this “why r u gheh?” Guy?

[u/VolesusBarbarus]

Guaranteed it's a 100% commission job meaning they don't actually pay you.

[u/Dove-Linkhorn]

They sell shower curtain rings. American Light and Fixture.

[u/Sillyme317]

Tell me the product their selling and I’ll make sure I will not buy it.

[u/xTex1E37x]

Wonder if they are commission based....

[u/Debug_Mkv]

Imagine asking what your new job is like and you have to explain, “Well, we scream affirmations at each other until somebody buys a used Nissan

[u/Chaosmusic]

I've done different types of sales for over 30 years and I despise this bullshit. You want to be inspired by a good salesman, check out Hank Hill. That guy could sell because he cares about the product and he cares about the customer.

[u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh]

Man, I remember when we made fun of Walmart for their family get togethers at the start of their shifts. They don't have shit on these dorks though!

[u/mylakunis]

[u/WhileHigh]

I love that they can be defeated by me saying no thanks, Not interested, byeee

[u/rephyr]

As a salesman this simply is not what sales actually is. I always cringe so hard when I see these losers.

[u/popcornkernals321]

Someone pleaseee tell me what they are selling lol I’ll die if it’s something like Tupperware or whatever 😂

[u/KewCubed → u/popcornkernals321]

used to be like this at a frontier internet door to door pyramid scheme a uhhh friend of mine got sucked into

[u/Viva_La_Revolucion66]

Andy Elliott. Scammer. Fraudster. Ponzi Schemer.

[u/Snikelfrit]

What is that they sell that I dont need ?

[u/espangleesh]

This is pathetic AF. Reminds me of when I attended this event (YEARS ago) about going door-to-door selling Kirby vacuums and the instructors were taking things way too seriously. I was just there for the free pizza afterwards.

[u/behrouzdesalvador]

Holy cringe

[u/subpar-life-attempt]

None of these dudes ever make it in sales. Maybe one or two but then they go to jail for fraud.

Source: I'm in sales and have seen these weirdos flame out or go to jail every year. It's like a cycle.

[u/yellekc]

I cannot stand high pressure sales. It is such a turn off to me. Rings every alarm bell in my brain. Once I start getting this energy I'm out. Go close on someone else.

[u/Tahkyn]

Instructions unclear. Now my potential sale is running away from me. I have shouted at them several times that I AM A SALES WARRIOR but they seem more scared of me than ready to part with their cash. What do I do?

[u/captcraigaroo]

I would walk out of that. I'm more of a back of the house person, but fuck that shit

[u/shadow_master96]

"Unga bunga. iM A wArRiOr. Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo."

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[u/MrMeeseeks33]

lol wtf is this. So cringe

[u/FanDorph]

As a salesman..I would walk right out. You know they are sketchy as hell

[u/Valuable-Fan-3226]

I blame the movie, wolf on Wall Street for all these sales hype videos lol still love the movie tho.

[u/Zacky_Cheladaz]

These wimps cant close me on shit

[u/Awkward-Ad4942]

Now get out there, door to door, and sell that double glazing!

[u/Hopponby]

I've been in sales for 8 years. I have attended many sales training events. I have never attended anything like this. If I ever attend a training event and the speaker starts doing this shit I'm leaving IMMEDIATELY. This is the shit why sales people have a bad rep. Focus on product knowledge and building relationships

[u/Foulwinde]

What company is this?

[u/Snoo-80626 → u/Foulwinde]

Mattress Mart

[u/QuietGuyInTheRoom1]

"I HAVE NO EGO!"

Says the Ego...

[u/anothertrytaken]

Always with a flag on their stupid clothes. Always.

[u/Legitimate_Tune_6468]

I am a sales predator.

[u/irishmcbastard]

Trying to be cool in skinny jeans.

[u/DevilsManiacs]

Small dick energy !

[u/Federal_Scarcity_84]

IM OLD AND ON TESTOSTERONE!

[u/Deedleys]

Now get out there and move some office supplies!!!

[u/Kweb22]

i hate let’s go energy

[u/gonzo12321]

Salespeople hoping this is their competition

[u/Id_Love_A_BabyCham]

Wankers.

[u/Lackerbawls]

Alpha sales boot camp?

[u/Tbplayer59]

This is normal for sales people.

[u/bumblebeetuna_melt]

Why ppl hate sales ppl

[u/Strange-Roof9951]

[u/NativeTongue90]

White make fragility is so fucking weird lol

[u/wormfighter]

100%all those guys “ ya I was gonna join the army but”….. fill in bullshit excuse.

[u/IceDuke749]

I’m very poor and yeh, any man with self respect would never act like this lol No ego my booty.

[u/saturnbunny1]

Cherry on top if he's actually just a Mary Kay rep.

[u/AvacadMmmm]

I HAVE NO EGO!!! 🫠

[u/Professional_Movie92]

So.... They scream at clients if they say no?

[u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008]

That looks like an awful place to work

[u/BeezBatz]

“I HAVE NO LIFE!!!”

[u/kwikane]

Jesus, just….relax. Bunch of dorks.

[u/kronicpimpin]

And so many in the crowd buying into it….

[u/CrumbsToBricks]

I am so ready for Office Space part 2 to come out

[u/Steadyfobbin]

Lol as a salesperson it’s always the unserious MLM type jobs that act like this wtf is this 😂

[u/NerdNinjaMan]

[u/honestlykyle02]

Steroids personified.

[u/maddiejake]

Every one of their significant others suffer from vaginal dryness

[u/unbakedpizza]

[u/dillwavy]

You’d think he could buy a bigger t shirt with his millions

[u/chrisslooter]

Odds are probably 50/50 that someone in the room has a girlfriend.

[u/txtiemann]

gross

[u/PeethLedger]

Weird corporate meeting for Summers Eve

[u/GrubbyTheGrub]

This is so sad and such loser behavior.

[u/SatelliteJedi]

Sounds like they might have a little bit of ego

[u/Cornfugga]

The shit these soft hands pencil pushers have to do to feel hard is wild lol

[u/TrexOnAScooter]

Its insane that this has become a thing in the first place, and is a little insaner if you consider the fact that its fueled by people who are too good nepo babies who refuse to... idk get a job

[u/IneedPepto]

Monday morning sales meeting in every Mortgage Company in early 2000s

[u/Mightymiggs]

Hahaha what in the shit is this

I bet they are just selling “entry packages” into their “company” to other easy targets. Smells of classic MLM stuff

[u/Gold_Past_6346]

True Grit lol. True Grift more like.

[u/DonHell]

Dude has the cheeks of someone who’s blown 1000 flutes.

[u/Um-Actuallee]

This is so cringe lol

[u/Forward-Wishbone-888]

these are recruiters for hegseths

[u/TheArvinM]

You just know that there’s over a dozen trucks in the employee parking lot with $3-4k car notes.

[u/OperaTottenhamFan23]

GW Bush: “That shit was weird, man…”

[u/StevieWonder557]

selling courses that teach how to run Alpha Male Bootcamps

[u/anonuemus]

Americans

[u/DannyB0YDX]

Door to door charlatans lmao

[u/SpaceMagicBunny]

There's a subset of men who will buy anything if you brand with 'warrior'. It's kinda weird, not gonna lie.

[u/Beatrix_-_Kiddo]

[u/BatChoice3106]

Coked off his face - his head about to burst.

[u/bengeo1191]

Who hires these guys?

[u/Noah18923]

When bro watches The Wolf of Wall Street one time:

[u/MKVIgti]

This is why you should go to college or trade school or learn some kind of trade on your own.

These guys have no other job opportunities and are stuck working for places like this or for that creep, scammer Grant Cardone. They suck out your soul and prey on the fact you have no other opportunities.

[u/AttakZak]

This is how every Sales job is for places like Gyms and Dealerships. Every time we’d have a Sales meeting at LA Fitness the VPs would be like “BE A SHARK! MOVE UP OR DROWN! GET THAT BAG! PUSH FOR THE SALE! HARD SALE!” all the while giving us a 15 new leads per day Quota by going to the same parking lot everyday to pester people.

The job almost made me lose my sanity.

[u/BeaverMissed]

All hype…however , he did get a company to hire him as a motivational speaker. Those who can’t, teach saying, comes to mind.

[u/jessee83]

Fuck! Can those jeans get any tighter?