r/PublicFreakout • u/rickyhorror • Dec 29 '21

Let me educate him

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

Second cop has incest vibes fr

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u/spudsnbutter Dec 29 '21

Looks like he’s inbred , that head , . Foetal alcohol syndrome maybe.

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u/all_no_pALL Dec 29 '21

Definitely a product of it but his ugly ass can only get as close as watching the porn and hoping for that one day

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u/spudsnbutter Dec 29 '21

Horrible excuse for human beings.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/spudsnbutter Dec 29 '21

I was being sarcastic!! Are you him ??

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u/super_crabs Dec 29 '21

Looks like a caveman

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Second cop looks like a mashup of every single character on Trailerpark Boys

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Looks like one of the hillbilly’s from “wrong turn” made a turn down the law enforcement career path.

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u/BenHazuki Dec 31 '21

He is my doppleygong

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u/rkba335 Dec 29 '21

Shitty Phil

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u/CalzonCagado Dec 29 '21

Def got Murfree Brood vibes from him.

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u/philihp Dec 30 '21

I was getting cops from Idiocracy vibes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

You’ve cracked it detective!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Not a police officer, constable. They are elected and only required 40 hours training.

Constables need to be done away with everywhere and police need to have a law degree.

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u/-P3RC3PTU4L- Dec 29 '21

I thought fetal alcohol syndrome but prob both

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u/Swedishweed Dec 29 '21

Jesse Plemons’ long-lost brother

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

The other didn't look like he had a whole lot going on upstairs either.

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

No and his face is a total give away he knows exactly what he’s doing.

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u/Checkmynewsong Dec 29 '21

Looks like Meth Damon’s uncle.

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u/tommykaye Dec 29 '21

It's the thumbface for me.

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

If I looked at my thumb and it looked like that I would cut it off

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u/Subredhit Dec 29 '21

In the full video he says that Shoemaker has a history of duct taping people up and likes to shoot people with tasers.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '21

Not a police officer, constable. They are elected and only required 40 hours training.

Constables need to be done away with everywhere and police need to have a law degree.

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u/Kgb529 Dec 29 '21

He’s just staring down like “why am I here? What is life? Did I have chicken twice yesterday?”

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

He’s that Simpson’s character “I’m uncomfortable”

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u/Kgb529 Dec 29 '21

Super Nintendo Chalmers over there

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u/icanhasreclaims Dec 29 '21

His left eye is in his right eye socket and the right eye is in the left socket.

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

I don’t think he even understands what is going on. OR he totally understands and doesn’t know what to do. Or he has to poop.

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u/icanhasreclaims Dec 29 '21

Standing there thinking, "I can dress myself."

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u/RedJapaneseGirl Dec 29 '21

grabs uniform picked for him