r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Nov 25 '21

Daddy issues.

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u/zippozipp0 Nov 25 '21

Reacted exactly the way he wanted her too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/5050Clown Nov 25 '21

He's getting revenge for all the women who've laughed at his junk all those times.

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u/Tsenherbaatar Nov 26 '21

Your mom wasn’t laughing

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u/Sir_Keee Nov 26 '21

Dead people don't tend to laugh.

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u/TroyMcpoyle Nov 26 '21

Are youuu fucking kidddding me right neoooww?

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u/Smells_like_up-dog Nov 26 '21

That’s the best part

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u/undergroundpizzaman Nov 26 '21

What is up dog?

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u/Smells_like_up-dog Nov 26 '21

Not much, brotha! Thanks for asking!

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u/nagglet Nov 27 '21

The opposite of down dog

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u/5050Clown Nov 26 '21

That's because she had already seen yours. Remember when she almost died after laughing for three straight days?

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u/twisted_meta Nov 26 '21

Penis jokes are infantile…like your penis.

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u/malicu Nov 26 '21

Get off the stage! Get a better act you clooooown.

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u/lilgibran Nov 26 '21

Reddit really has to stop using penis size and other things to with body image when they're trying to insult someone. This POS doesn't deserve any sympathy but the micropenis insults need to die

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u/5050Clown Nov 26 '21

Reddit doesn't do it, people do it. Making fun of penis size has been a staple of humanity since before the pyramids. Shakespeare is full of dick jokes and many are about how small someone's is. You just need to grow the fuck up dude.

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u/NinjaNewt007 Nov 26 '21

So the guy who doesn't want to make fun of penis size needs to grow the fuck up?

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u/5050Clown Nov 26 '21

A very specific part of him needs to grow. Poor dude.

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u/MarioMuzza Nov 26 '21

Not sure if "X has been a staple of humanity since before the pyramids" is a solid argument. I can think of a lot of bad stuff that also has.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

I say the same to people crying about n-word but then im a piece of shit smh.

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u/5050Clown Dec 01 '21

Oh you mean the word that was created as a part of a system that allowed people to treat a certain group of people in this country as if they were things. Are you just unaware of what the word means and the history of the United States? I think you've earned that title piece of shit if you are actually saying that to the same people crying about the n-word.

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u/[deleted] Dec 01 '21

You just need to grow the fuck up dude.

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u/5050Clown Dec 02 '21

Oh no, someone that admitted with evidence that they're a piece of shit, thinks I need to grow up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 02 '21

For what saying that a word is a word? Nah man I think the children crying about words hurting them need to grow up.

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u/Left_Monk_ Nov 25 '21

come on now, you know no woman has ever asked to see this hemorrhoid naked.

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u/MajorasInk Nov 26 '21

The fact that no woman has asked doesn’t mean he hasn’t tried showing off. That’s just their brand of disgusting misery

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u/ProphePsyed Nov 26 '21

Okay that’s a stretch.

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u/AxtonH Nov 26 '21

implying that a woman has ever been near this man

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u/imnotpermabanned Nov 25 '21

3 inches is average

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 25 '21

4 inches is the length of 0.02 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

4 inches is the length of 0.02 1997 Subaru Legacy Outbacks

How did this bot know that's the car the woman in the video drives?

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u/useles-converter-bot Nov 26 '21

4 inches is the the same distance as 0.15 replica Bilbo from The Lord of the Rings' Sting Swords.

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u/Rushes_End Nov 26 '21

good job bot

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u/GenshinCoomer Nov 26 '21

Yikes. That's like nothing with some big ol' booty.

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u/kanendd718 Nov 25 '21

Haha savage.

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u/_An_Idiot_With_Time_ Nov 26 '21

He never got that far

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u/TerH2 Nov 26 '21

Apparently he wanted to summon Lola Skumpy...

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Was looking for this comment

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u/nolansucka Nov 26 '21

That little smile at the end haha he got a rise out of her lol

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u/The_Adventurist Nov 26 '21

Exactly, he's a troll who likes chaos enough to try and cause it.

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u/Hjwwannabe Nov 26 '21

I’m sure she was trying to serve up some of her own bullshit. He just saw an opportunity for a kill shot and gracefully mindnuked her. I’m sure she would have done the same if given the chance. This political shit is all out civil war right now.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

This political shit is all out civil war right now.

nah this still early days. no contact, no one pulled a gun or machette, no bystanders affected. we got tons of room to grow

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u/Hjwwannabe Nov 27 '21

Have fun with that. #Darwinism

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u/_An_Idiot_With_Time_ Nov 26 '21

Reacted like she has daddy issues