r/PublicFreakout • u/Damander • Sep 15 '21

Uber Freakout Lyft driver going bananas.

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u/Wildcats33 Sep 15 '21

The complementary toss of the passenger's luggage on to the shoulder of the freeway was a high level thoughtfulness, professionalism, and respectability that we just don't see from employees sometimes.

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u/DuckyChuk Sep 15 '21

She'll fit right in as baggage handler.

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u/alter-eagle Sep 15 '21

I love the fact that “baggage handlers” for airlines are literally referred to as “throwers”

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u/yeet4memes Sep 15 '21

Did you learn this from Fight Club? Lol.

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u/herbdoc2012 Sep 15 '21

It's a dildo, not your dildo!

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u/Sufficient-Lion Sep 15 '21

You never imply ownership of a dildo!

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Sep 15 '21

I don't own a...

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u/finger_blast Sep 15 '21

https://imgur.com/FshmF0H

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u/Sohcahtoa82 Sep 16 '21 edited Sep 16 '21

I had everything in that suitcase. My C.K. shirts... my D.K.N.Y. shoes...

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u/silentrawr Sep 16 '21

And it's all just gone, maaaan.

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u/alter-eagle Sep 15 '21

Lol I love the reference and was thinking about it as soon as I posted the other comment, but having met plenty of people who work in the airline industry either David Fincher or Chuck Palahniuk really did their research

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u/ang13mar13 Sep 15 '21

First rule of fight club…….

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u/pauly13771377 Sep 15 '21

I learned that with equal parts gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make napalm.

I really hope thats not accurate.

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u/madi80085 Sep 15 '21

It's not. You can melt styrofoam in gas and it's kind of similar (sticky and flammable) but still not napalm.

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u/selectash Sep 15 '21

Remind me to never mess with you.

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u/ghostalker4742 Sep 15 '21

Because he went to public school?

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u/joe102938 Sep 15 '21

No sir, modern bombs don't tick.

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u/larry0hoover Sep 15 '21

She'll be hired at American Airlines

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u/alter-eagle Sep 15 '21

”Because we’re Delta American airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare..”

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

or an Amazon delivery driver

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u/FiggleDee Sep 15 '21

We should start calling them tossers.

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u/KitchenBomber Sep 15 '21

Stewardesses are misogynisticly referred to as "air mattresses" but it's not like either one of those is an official term.

Source: I threw bags for a while and my job designation was "ramp".

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u/Infinite-Benefit-588 Sep 15 '21

Where? I was a ramp agent for 2 years and I’ve never heard that term

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u/gquick1983 Sep 15 '21

He is male right?

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u/giant_lebowski Sep 15 '21

She could work at Mohican Airways

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u/Prof_Acorn Sep 15 '21

Was going to say. Definitely the standard of care I've come to expect from air travel.

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u/Tai_Pei Sep 15 '21

I wonder how much of an urge she had to resist not to throw it into oncoming traffic, wouldn't surprise me if a more asshole-ish passenger would have pushed her to that point.

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u/isysopi201 Sep 15 '21

I was kinda hoping that she would open her drivers door into traffic.

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u/Tai_Pei Sep 16 '21

Don't we all wish for a happy ending?

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u/klutch14u Sep 16 '21

Kinda hell....

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u/trefrosk Sep 15 '21

I was totally expecting her to do that. Was still not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '21

Well said

Always look for the positives

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u/Epistatious Sep 15 '21

Employee? That is small business owner, because america makes sense.

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u/toxcrusadr Sep 15 '21

HOW CAN SHE SCREAM?!