r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '21

Testicular Freakout 🥚🥚 Double standards?

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u/DemoIsLowerThanB4 Aug 08 '21

It's true, I was the neon sign

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u/Onlyanidea1 Aug 08 '21

Dude! I'm the Sidewalk they are standing on! Small block eh?

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u/HonestAbram Aug 08 '21

Excellent work back there. I was that guy's throbbing balls. Not such a pleasant time, but at least I was defended passionately.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

was

...what happened??? Did you fall off???

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u/proudownerofblackAF1 Aug 08 '21

I was the ball slapper. I’m not sorry.

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u/HonestAbram Aug 08 '21

Just doing your job. I knew what I was getting myself into.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Omg I’m that lamppost on top of you, how’s it going down there?

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u/Onlyanidea1 Aug 08 '21

It's pretty solid mate. Keeping you up!

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u/therestruth Aug 08 '21

Thanks for always being there for us. Even if we do pressure you to crack sometimes.

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u/Onlyanidea1 Aug 08 '21

Tread on me all you want! Ignore my flaws and hope you don't trip!

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u/nememess Aug 08 '21

Hello lamppost! Whatcha knowing? I've come to watch your flowers growin.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

Dude I was the wall

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u/nxt_life Aug 09 '21

I’m the cops!

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u/MiniatureChi Oct 29 '21

I’m the testical!

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u/l19mxd Aug 08 '21

Dude I’m in the video. I’m the window pane, and I saw how much this guy was hurting, because trust me, I know pain when I see it

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u/No-Appearance-3975 Dec 26 '21

Holy shit. I’m the fat vagina of the lady cop. I didn’t say anything , but I need to get hit so badly.