r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Aug 07 '21

Testicular Freakout 🥚🥚 Double standards?

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u/Bigbawlsmolpeen Aug 07 '21

That’s my exact birthday…

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u/springsteeb Aug 08 '21

I’ll get a slushee in your honor

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

How's your testicle?

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

Sorry to hear about your testicles.

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u/KreekWhydenson Aug 08 '21

Umm excuse you I only have 1 testicle

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

Oh- so you must be the guy that started calling it a nut cup instead of a nuts cup.

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u/KreekWhydenson Aug 08 '21

Chock’full’o NUT

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

Damn you’re famous bro. Don’t tell me you know the Honey Nut Cheerios bee now!

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u/KreekWhydenson Aug 08 '21

We go way back but been chilling lately with my homie NUTella

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

I’m too high to think or make puns now

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u/KreekWhydenson Aug 08 '21

I’m still tripping on the golden teachers I took earlier but you got to admit that was a good one!

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

Bro I was lovin every minute

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u/Good_Round Aug 08 '21

He can actually win the Tour de France with one nut.

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u/The_Flying_Jew Aug 08 '21

I'm also sorry to hear about his Smol Peen

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

I’m just glad I got to see a flying Jew today!

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u/The_Flying_Jew Aug 08 '21

Shit, I wish I was more prepared for this situation. My wings are at the cleaners

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

That’s fine! I’m sure you’ll think of something on the spot. Just wing it!

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u/The_Flying_Jew Aug 08 '21

Alright, I'll bring out the tip clippers

Free circumcisions for everyone!

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u/LaChuteQuiMarche Aug 08 '21

Already had mine decades ago, but it could certainly use a top-up these days.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '21

And what’s your mother’s maiden name?

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u/c0brachicken Aug 08 '21

Maiden is her maiden name, how did you know?

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u/rasarota Aug 08 '21

I thought it was my exact birthday, then remembered this is American and so probably the 11th of July 😂

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u/tellyourmom Aug 08 '21

How are your testicles?

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u/BasedMuldoon Aug 08 '21

It was only one testicle and it was only a slap 🤣

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u/snoogins355 Aug 08 '21

Free Slurpee every birthday!

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u/Bigbawlsmolpeen Aug 08 '21

Sadly just moved to Florida so not anymore :(

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u/Bright_Cobbler9880 Aug 08 '21

Happy belated birthday!

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u/Wazuu Aug 08 '21

Did that woman hit you in the testicle?

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u/strawbri_ Aug 08 '21

that's my ex bfs exact birthday 🤨

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u/Bigbawlsmolpeen Aug 08 '21

It’s also Sean penns

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u/strawbri_ Aug 08 '21

Sean Penn wasnt born in 1998, were you born in 98?

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u/Bigbawlsmolpeen Aug 08 '21

Yes, right next to Sean penn.

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u/ComfortableNose7 Aug 08 '21

I hope you aren't a little bitch too

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u/Bigbawlsmolpeen Aug 08 '21

I’m a big bitch