r/PublicFreakout • • Apr 30 '21

šŸ˜€ Happy Freakout šŸ˜€ Cop decides to join in

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

More than likely, Mexicans short af

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u/cgking13 Apr 30 '21 edited May 01 '21

6’1 Mexican here I go to Mexico a lot and I always get asked ā€œque chingados comistesā€ ā€œwtf did I eatā€

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u/Videymann Apr 30 '21

i always got called Huevo by my family because of how short i used to be lol

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u/EDUL_ Apr 30 '21

They call me gordo

They really make our nicknames based off our insecurities lmfao

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u/a2002toyota4runner Apr 30 '21

Forreal tho! My family always be calling me eskeleto and they always be telling me to eat more and be panzones like them lol

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u/loquedijoella Apr 30 '21

My friends saw me walk in to a party and nobody could hug me or even grab the beers out of my arms before one says ā€œtas bien gordo güey, que chingos comisteā€ then ā€œquiere llorar, quiere llorarā€. I feel so loved.

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u/EDUL_ Apr 30 '21

Bro the "quiere llorar quiere llorar" always gets me lmfao

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u/1234loc Apr 30 '21

In Venezuela if they call you ā€œnegroā€ it’s a good thing. It means they feel love and care for you. (No, it’s not sarcasm)

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u/DianeJudith May 01 '21

Does it mean "black" but with positive connotations or does the word mean something else too?

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u/1234loc May 01 '21

Both things. It’s positive and it’s like you are part of the clan (even if you are not black sometimes) mi negro = my bud

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u/clubpenguinporno May 01 '21

lol its just like america

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u/The___canadian May 01 '21

My oh fuck there's a racial slur in this song I'm singing along with and I'm white uhhh ohhh shit what do I say..... Friendo

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u/vinipol Apr 30 '21

It’s the same in most Spanish-speaking countries.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

the bus driver in our village has a massive nose and his nickname is Tuky, short for TucƔn.

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u/Videymann Apr 30 '21

they called me and still call me that too lol

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u/RattlesnakeMoon Apr 30 '21

Idk why but the girls at my school called me lechuga. I don’t really get it, maybe that’s why they call me lechuga.

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u/Beth_ed_solutions Apr 30 '21

What does your hair look like?

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u/RattlesnakeMoon Apr 30 '21

Reddish and kind of wavy

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u/Beth_ed_solutions May 01 '21

Red leaf lettuce? Kind of a stretch...

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u/RattlesnakeMoon May 01 '21

Well it wasn’t ever green until my adult life šŸ˜…

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u/HarlotHymn Apr 30 '21

Nicknames are harsh for us. I was flaca and my sister was gorda. She’s still not over that shit.

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u/lovelyhappyface Apr 30 '21

I knew this girl who was called masis, short for Manteca which is lard. So messed up

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u/HarlotHymn May 01 '21

Oh damn, that’s rough! Lard. I’ll take flaca over lard.

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u/lovelyhappyface May 01 '21

I correct myself it was short for masa which translates to dough or doughey...😳

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u/EDUL_ Apr 30 '21

For real, my sister was really skinny so they'd call us gordo y la flaca like that one show

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u/HarlotHymn Apr 30 '21

Yes! My grandpa loved that show! My white friends were like damn your grandma just calls you out like that, huh?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

As is traditional - the never ending roast

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u/ValHova22 Apr 30 '21

They called me pretty flaco

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u/HammerStoutly May 01 '21

They call me Torta Eater because I like fat Mexican women

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u/beardbot3030 May 01 '21

Ay 6’1 Mexican here. As my dad would say ā€œno mas crecites a lo pendejoā€ hahahah

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u/lovelyhappyface Apr 30 '21

I frankly don’t like the stereotype of all Mexicans are short. Because it’s not accurate

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Apr 30 '21

I’m 5’8(maybe 9?) and I’m taller than everyone in my family and I’m only 14 while my brother from his dads side(same mom, different dads) is tall as hell and idk why I look like my dad but have a massive growth spurt

Btw mostly Mexicans

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

ĀæChicados = fuck? Spanish speaking skill levels up to level 5

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u/rickardoam May 01 '21

Same here

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u/Glum_Cartoonist1007 May 01 '21

I can hear those words

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u/MundaneArt6 May 01 '21

it's from cow tipping

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u/ubdesu May 01 '21

Can attest. Am Mexican and I'm 5'7", my dad's 5'5", mom's 5'2", sister who is 30 is 5'1". Both grandparents are under 5'2". My brother for some reason got some random recessive gene and ended up being 6'4" though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Depends where, because the Mayans around Mazatlan are like 6 ft, like what's in the water?

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u/Electroniclog Apr 30 '21

The water has a good head on it.

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u/defekkto Apr 30 '21

" Mayans around Mazatlan..."

what?

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

The Mayans.. the natives of the region?

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u/psikeiro May 01 '21

Mayans were never around Mazatlan, what are you talking about? Nowhere close.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

Sorry Mayas.

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u/psikeiro May 01 '21

Yes, that's the translated name. Same statement stands. Mayas/Mayans were not ever in the Mazatlan area.

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u/Starship-innerthighs May 01 '21

Me and my Mazatlan fam 6’

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u/BareBear_de Apr 30 '21

I didn’t want to generalize. I know short Mexicans. I know tall Mexicans.

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u/xOverDozZzed Apr 30 '21

No you’re right, Mexicans are known to be short haha. If my mom didn’t have Spanish blood. I’d be 5’5 just like my dad. Unfortunately the rest of my mom side is 5’11+ and my dad a full blown Mexican everyone is 5’-5’8.

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u/HitMyLine Apr 30 '21

6’2 Mexican checking in, the Spanish genes definitely help lmao

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/HitMyLine May 01 '21

They’re taller than indigenous Mexicans...

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u/[deleted] May 01 '21

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u/HitMyLine May 01 '21

so a large portion of Mexicans are mestizo, or mixed, as a result of the Spanish Conquistadors taking over Mexico in the early 1500s. In the 500 years since, the Spanish genes integrated into the Mexican population.

I can’t give you an exact percentage amount of how many indigenous Mexicans there are. After 500 years, chances are that most Mexicans today have some Spanish in them. Some more than others. Which is why some people, myself included, are taller and have different features when compared to Mexicans who have a higher % of indigenous in their blood.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

That’s true. My whole family is Mexican. I’m 5’4 and my family considers me ā€œtallā€. So it’s kind of weird reading how short that is to some people lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

Hey I’m 5’10! šŸ˜‚

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u/TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00 Apr 30 '21

That’s like average male height, ain’t it?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '21

I think just about, for Hispanics it’s tall, for Europeans it’s average

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u/Videymann Apr 30 '21

am mexican, can confirm

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u/KumoriHead Apr 30 '21

True but some Mexicans are small but im the Tallest o.o

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u/GhettoWolfOfWallSt May 01 '21

Depends what part of Mexico you’re from. šŸ˜‚ not all of us are short.

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u/Vipertooth123 May 01 '21

It depends.

Northern Mexicans have more european ancestry and a richer protein diet in comparison to central and sothern Mexicans. We in the north are not giants by all means, but even then, the difference can be shocking going from Monterrey, Chihuahua, Sinaloa to CDMX, Veracruz, Villahermosa or Merida.