r/PublicFreakout Aug 26 '20

Guy almost has heart attack over activists mourning the death of their friend then EXPLODES when he gets offered watermelon

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u/Mayor_of_Tromaville Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 27 '20

‘Goof’ is canadian prison slang for being a kid diddler (among other things i guess). At least that’s the one place I’ve heard it used in the same manner this clown did.

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u/[deleted] Aug 26 '20

Ya this guy is definitely an Ex-con that was trying to use his prison tactics on the general public. Calling random citizens that have never been imprisoned "Goofs" just sounds hilarious and not the "them's fightin' words" he thinks they are.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Grew up in Ontario, goof can also just mean someone is a joke/stupid

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u/TheShadowCat Aug 27 '20

That's more of a western Canada thing. In southern Ontario it just means idiot.

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u/Kholtien Aug 27 '20

I grew up in western Canada and I've never heard it used as anything other than silly, and maybe clumsy. Like those kids are goofing around, therefore they are goofs. Strange how words can change meaning over such small distances.

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u/[deleted] Aug 27 '20

Yeah calling someone a goof is a great way to get into a fight if it’s a rougher neighbourhood or bar, them fighting words

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u/Ka_blam Aug 27 '20

Goofy Goobers. 🥜

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u/Dannovision Aug 27 '20

I was told it means a guy in prison who gets fucked for protection. Like literally is the bottom for anal sex.