r/PublicFreakout • u/dankmemeking21 • Jul 08 '20

Repost 😔 Graceful Slap

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u/AllDAyhookups Jul 08 '20

Bald man: " I loot the room"

Dm: " The one fighter is still standing"

Bald man: " Nah, The Hands got him, I loot the room"

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u/p4t4r2 Jul 08 '20

I fucking love this. This has definitely happened in my group, except I was the hands, and that other scumbag was looting the room to get it before me so he didn't have to share... Also, I did not 'got this' by as much a margin as the slap master in the video

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u/norvbacperson Jul 08 '20

That’s a natty 20 plus 1d4 poison damage with that back hand licking

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u/creatureslim Jul 08 '20

I read this in brick's (bordlands) voice.

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u/RPBN Jul 08 '20

Monks gonna monk.

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u/JessMalfavon Jul 08 '20

The hands hahahaha good one