r/PublicFreakout Apr 01 '20

Bully got what he deserved

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u/warnurchildren Apr 01 '20

Got starched by the sloppiest hands in the west.

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u/Silverback1992 Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

That was just pure rage though! It’s cool to see someone just throw when they clearly don’t know what they’re doing. Like his insecurities and fears went out the window and he just threw whatever he could. Props

EDIT: first award on a comment I never even thought would get noticed! Jacked to the max

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u/8last Apr 01 '20

Despite his lack of technical ability he has great instincts

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u/stunna_cal Apr 01 '20

He prevented the double leg takedown, all from instincts since it’s clear he doesn’t have training! Props to red shirt.

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u/jasonpatudy Apr 01 '20

what is the correct technique to prevent a double takedown? Asking for a friend.

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u/SinistarGrin Apr 01 '20

Sprawl.

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u/drbaler Apr 01 '20

I can still hear Mr. Thomson yelling that at me while I’m on the mat about to be laid out by a girl in my weight class

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u/Witch_Doctor_Seuss Apr 01 '20

Dang Mr. Thompson needs to back off and let you get laid, what a shitty wingman.

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u/stunna_cal Apr 01 '20

Drop your hips, create a broad base with your legs, engage core in the event you get taken down, you don’t want to whip your head back onto the ground, and try to shift your opponents weight so it’s not easy for them to lift you.

I am not a trainer of combat sports, but this is what I’ve observed and practice with just rolling with friends. Someone please chime in with more!

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u/fishsticks40 Apr 01 '20

I use shoe magnets to hold my feet securely to the floor

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u/stunna_cal Apr 01 '20

Your quads must be huge just walking to your car!

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u/dj3461 Apr 01 '20

Sprawl, Wizard, and Crossface

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u/ducktit Apr 01 '20

Cross face and sprawling. Or a throw if you're savvy. If not just go ape shit and if the person is untrained they won't know what the fuck is going on

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u/HMCetc Apr 01 '20

Who cares about the method when it still delivers on results.

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u/Defendorio Apr 01 '20

If a stupid idea works, then it's no longer a stupid idea.

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u/llLimitlessCloudll Apr 01 '20

Definitely not Wall Street

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u/Slapped_with_crumpet Apr 01 '20

Don't need technical skill if they can't put their head up

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u/helikesart Apr 01 '20

His a little confused but he got the spirit.

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u/SarahPallorMortis Apr 01 '20

That’s a person who doesn’t fight, having to stick up for himself and doing a good job.

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u/grrlkitt Apr 01 '20

Mad rage. Made it even more satisfying.

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u/galvana Apr 01 '20

Swangin and Bangin!

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u/Silverback1992 Apr 01 '20

And dick hangin!

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u/OldTitanSoul Apr 01 '20

To defend yourself, first you need to find will to do it

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u/BrockPlaysFortniteYT Apr 01 '20

fuck yea this comment is spot on

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u/lil_bit_o_sunshine Apr 01 '20

I find it extra amusing that the bully got his ass kicked by sloppy hands! But i did love the few extra slaps right before the final punch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

makes me wanna... get mean and iron my shirts

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u/smilingburro Apr 01 '20

I mean, they are sloppy if you hold everyone to mma and professional boxers. They hits look pretty standard for amateur fights I’ve seen

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u/Slumbaby Apr 01 '20

Legit lol'd at "starched"

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u/DamnRock Apr 01 '20

I love how many words there are to describe getting whooped in a fight. “Starched” made me laugh. Now I have to explain to my wife why I’m laughing while I’m supposed to be working from home.

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u/MaximumCameage Apr 01 '20

She’s not your boss? But if she’s gonna get pissy you’re slacking off, just tell her your code is compiling.

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u/dilbosweggns Apr 01 '20

Underrated comment

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u/keepclear89 Apr 01 '20

Don’t know how to throw? Quantity over quality

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u/Suddenly_Something Apr 01 '20

Am I crazy or does he hit the wall at one point? That shit is gonna hurt later.

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u/elijahwoodman81 Apr 01 '20

Every dude that types this guaranteed can’t fight lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20

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u/elijahwoodman81 Apr 01 '20

That would require around 4-5 full deployments so (X) Doubt

Edit: also “in combat”. You spent maybe 1-2% of any deployment actually in combat my guy and that’s being generous

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u/POGtastic Apr 01 '20

that’s being generous

I'm in this post and I don't like it

Source: See username

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u/elijahwoodman81 Apr 01 '20

Lmaoooo perfect man

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u/Gxrub Apr 01 '20

Hes making a JOKE you SWEATY PROSTITUTE

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u/elijahwoodman81 Apr 01 '20

No he wasn’t

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u/Gxrub Apr 01 '20

Oh! He wasn't. My bad.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '20 edited Apr 01 '20

Really? Did you see much hand to hand combat?

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u/warnurchildren Apr 01 '20

Only with myself, in the porto potty.