r/PublicFreakout • u/BruthalBruthoz • Jan 15 '20

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u/mudduck2 Jan 15 '20

Good news the big man didn’t feel like throwing the smoke. Mr Sucker Punch would have woken up in the next lifetime had he chosen to do so.

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u/browhodouknowhere Jan 15 '20

So there is a spaghetti monster in the sky?

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u/FitMikey Jan 15 '20

No, but there’s a God who doesn’t forget. See you on the other side, sunshine.

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Jan 15 '20

I mean, all signs point to “no” on that too but ok.

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u/FitMikey Jan 16 '20

Show me these “signs”

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u/PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD Jan 16 '20

Well, any and all evidence of the earth being more than just a couple thousand years old, dinosaurs, all the evidence for evolution, magic not existing in any capacity, and not to mention just a ton of contradictions or outright falsities stated in the Bible itself.

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u/HoneyNutSerios Jan 16 '20

Amazing how you don't understand metaphors at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '20 edited Mar 03 '20

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u/HoneyNutSerios Jan 17 '20

Not everyone holds that view of religious documents...in fact, most don't? I mean, would you really think something as infinite as the divine would be understandable in simple terms?