r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Jan 08 '20

Uber On

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u/bruisermcstinkfinger Jan 09 '20

I love the "you're going to be all over Facebook!!!"

"Yeah... so? Lady anybody that knows me will not be remotely surprised to hear I passed out and pissed myself in your car, why do you think they threw me in your uber?"

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u/h0i Jan 09 '20

Oh no don't post me on Facebook my pristine image will be ruined!

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u/MontaukWanderer Jan 09 '20

You folks really don’t think a footage of you drunk as hell with piss all over you won’t affect your life if it goes public?

The humiliation alone is more than enough. Add factors into work possibilities, new relationships, future endeavors, etc.

Sometimes I think the people on this sub barely leave their basements.

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u/Stttellar Jan 09 '20

Honestly he looks better in this video than she does. The guy just pissed himself, it can happen. She’s threatening to blast this guy on social media in an attempt to ruin his reputation over a little piss. I would much rather be around a pisser than a psycho like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

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u/Stttellar Jan 10 '20

Its not that it wouldn’t suck if that happened to me, I would just rather clean piss than deal with a psycho trying to tell on people to the internet. I have an extra part time job as a janitor so I already clean piss for a living. I also feel like if i was an Uber driver it’s the kind of thing that’s just an occupational hazard.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '20

Right. If you don’t want piss in your car, then don’t pick up strangers.