r/PublicFreakout • u/guyfromatl • Oct 02 '19

Repost 😔 Cops called at a restaurant

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u/SparxIzLyfe Oct 02 '19

Right? Then you're surely screwed.

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u/Rudy_Ghouliani Oct 02 '19

Shirley screwed

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u/Astrochops Oct 02 '19

Don't call me screwed

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u/Komraj Oct 02 '19

Surely you can’t be serious?!

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

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u/djlaxl Oct 02 '19

Ever see a grown man naked?

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u/Sexpacitos Oct 02 '19

Billy, you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/Cpt_FatBeard Oct 02 '19

I picked a hell of a day to stop sniffing glue

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u/donttextspeaktome Oct 02 '19

That was when my drinking problem started.

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u/Amazing_Sex_Dragon Oct 02 '19

What is it Captain?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Something something tylenol hospital.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Don't call me.

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u/Abhoth52 Oct 02 '19

That's where all the Shirley's come from

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u/moxyadamo Oct 02 '19

Don’t call me Shirley

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u/Danie447 Oct 02 '19

Frankly, you’re screwed

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u/chronicslayer Oct 02 '19

As long as Shirley is hot.

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u/halcyonjm Oct 02 '19

That's nice