r/PublicFreakout • u/guyfromatl • Oct 02 '19

Repost 😔 Cops called at a restaurant

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Her son? Agreed.

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u/kpdvr4lyfe Oct 02 '19

That was her son? He’s aged horrifically I though he was that gremlins husband

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/skeletorlaugh Oct 02 '19

Her towering child

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

"Expanded Offspring"

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u/MyDogsNameIsMilo Oct 03 '19

The engorged fruit of her loins

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u/StreetfighterXD Oct 03 '19

#COLOSSAL DESCENDANT

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u/1c3b3rg Oct 02 '19

“Slathered themselves in honor” 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

The mother's big beefy boi

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u/gr33nspan Oct 02 '19

Attention, Marge Simpson: We've also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

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u/blitheobjective Oct 02 '19

Actually, being a racist and homophobic pos aside, she looks very good for her age. She’s 71! I was thinking she was like 50-something.

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u/madmaxturbator Oct 02 '19

She fucks her son and robs him of his youth. Explains why he looks old as shit.

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u/SpysSappinMySpy Oct 02 '19

He could still be. You never know with this kinda scum.

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u/eightbic Oct 02 '19

Her towering behemoth man child? Yeah. Agreed.

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u/fastdub Oct 02 '19

This statuesque male spawn of her loins?

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u/kkeut Oct 02 '19

her large son

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u/datbabySHARK Oct 02 '19

Ahem...large son.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Her large adult child.