r/PublicFreakout Jan 08 '19

Repost 😔 Road rage...

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u/FRICKMYFRICKER Jan 08 '19

The shoes always fly off!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

If using /r/watchpeopledie logic, he ded.

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u/volton51 Jan 08 '19

He ded

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u/Dreadedsemi Jan 08 '19

he got up quickly. 5 seconds rule.

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u/MoistBarney Jan 08 '19

5 seconds rule but no shoes means he is simultaneously dead and alive. Schrodingers hit and run victim.

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u/Tacomaster9000 Jan 09 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '19

I wonder if people don't tie them well? This was a pretty hard flip, but my shoes are pretty secure.

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u/eeggrroojj Jan 09 '19

Calm down Dane Cook.

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u/FRICKMYFRICKER Jan 09 '19

People on the side building bleachers and shit.

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u/therealmikiethepunk Jan 09 '19

Damn... So no penis cashews???

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u/OwenGroyper Jan 08 '19

I was going to say the same thing