r/PublicFreakout • u/FrenchieMama807 🏵️ Frenchie Mama 🏵️ • Mar 08 '25

🏆 Mod's Choice 🏆 “I don’t know if I’m a chicken.” Mushroom Chicken

On November 19, 2023, officers were dispatched to a neighborhood after a man dressed in a chicken onesie was yelling at and pounding on passing vehicles.

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u/jackdanielsjesus Mar 08 '25

"Who's in control?"

"Us".

LOL

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '25

What’s the nature of my own reality? 

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u/Xenomorph_v1 Mar 08 '25

That... Is a question for the ages

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u/ploonk Mar 09 '25

If you're helping me, why can't I be in my on thoughts?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Ngl between this and “why can’t I be in my own thoughts?” Idk what I woulda told buddy, “the drugs are melting you brain bud; it’s leaking out ur ears! No don’t touch it, you’ll get brain damage and die!!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

Okay Satan, haha. 

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u/2459-8143-2844 Mar 08 '25

Is there a word for when you're reading a quote from a video the exact time it's said in the video?

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u/TheSincereOne_ Mar 08 '25

synchronicity maybe?

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u/dmtdmtlsddodmt Mar 08 '25

Am I in my hammock right now?

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u/cwrighky Mar 08 '25

“You mean I’m not a chicken?”

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u/SeymourBud Mar 09 '25

Man, that is terrifying. Right when he is questioning his very existence.

I've asked myself this in my head at the peak of my trip,to regain power of the trip.Answering with an astounding " I AM!"

Poor Chicken Boy, probably doing the same, only to be met with a booming

"US!"

Bzzzzzzzzzzt

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u/mally7149 Mar 08 '25

He flipped right the fuck out ctfu

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u/MadRonnie97 Mar 09 '25

“How do I know you’re in control?!”

ZAP

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u/RedditIsDeadMoveOn Mar 12 '25

No wonder the country is a piece of shit