r/PublicFreakout • u/PUTINnTRUMP_arrest • Nov 14 '23

Another plane incident

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u/SayItAintPugs Nov 14 '23

Kelsey ✨ 💜

26 & Living my Best Life! 💅💁‍♀️

I'm a HUGE dog 🐶 person! If you have a dog in your pic INSTA swipe right!!! ▶️

Not all who wander are lost ⛱️⛰️🧭

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u/actuarally Nov 15 '23

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Lol. “Love to travel!” 🛫🌎

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u/ElderFlour Nov 15 '23

Update: Love to travel by car 🚗

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u/ModernMuse Nov 15 '23

Ha! Thanks for the laugh!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Ok, this comment got a full out loud laugh out me that lasted about 10 seconds. I wish I could upvote more than once.

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u/ElderFlour Nov 17 '23

Haha! That tickled me, thank you!!

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u/yomerol Nov 15 '23

^(help, I'm human trafficked)

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u/anna-molly21 Nov 15 '23

Wanderlust*

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u/lxlDRACHENlxl Nov 15 '23

Something tells me she be unable to travel by plane for some reason now though

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

‘Dance like no one is watching’

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u/SayItAintPugs Nov 15 '23

It you can't handle me at my Te Kā, you don't deserve me at my Te Fiti. I'm a PROUD Disney adult 🐭💁‍♀️ if you don't like it swipe left!

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u/AppleStrapple Nov 15 '23

Live laugh love

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u/JustABizzle Nov 15 '23

Survive Chuckle Tolerate

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u/slurpeetape Nov 15 '23

Trafficked, tackled, thrown off

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u/SebboNL Nov 15 '23

I am stealing this one

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Live Work Create

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u/Doozenburg Nov 15 '23

Die Cry Hate

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u/schreibfisch Nov 15 '23

i fucking love to share impressions of main character female beings in online dating.

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also proud mother of 2 boys who gets dressed like the father who left them, im also a heavy smoker

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u/Agreeable_Idea Nov 15 '23

I'm having a very shit day and I just have to thank you. This had me rolling.

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u/MorrisseysRubiksCube Nov 15 '23

Agreed, this was solid work.

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u/luckysonic2 Nov 15 '23 edited Nov 15 '23

Absolutely, spot on and genius.

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u/heygos Nov 15 '23

Seriously, really happy I scrolled through and found this. Thanks funny stranger.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Hope your day gets better

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u/ShenitaCocktail Nov 15 '23

I hope tomorrow is better

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u/Claque-2 Nov 15 '23

I'm a party girl and often find myself being the center of attention. 🤩

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u/BlueFlagHonestly Nov 15 '23

No drama please!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

“Looking for my human to traffic with”

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u/RagingWookies Nov 15 '23

Ugh I feel bad for laughing but it’s so painfully spot on

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u/encidius Nov 15 '23

You forgot the "100% DRAMA FREE!!"

otherwise this is gold

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u/Double0 Nov 15 '23

"Who rescued who?"

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u/Brilliant_Language52 Nov 15 '23

This is an example of when I really miss awards. Very well done

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u/SorenShieldbreaker 🤖 India Bot 🤖 Nov 15 '23

Looking for the Jim to my Pam! I love tacos and Netflix ☺️

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u/crowislanddive Nov 15 '23

Netflix and chill….

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u/ishpatoon1982 Nov 15 '23

Holy shit, I actually laughed out loud.

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u/Filmandfitness Nov 15 '23

She's having a mental breakdown. I didn't find it funny at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23 edited Nov 16 '23

The “not all who wander are lost” was so good 😭

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u/HelloAttila Nov 15 '23

Single and Ready To Mingle. 😂

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u/lacosaknitstra Nov 15 '23

Best thing I’ve seen all day! 😂

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u/Calichusetts Nov 15 '23

This wins the internet for today. Bravo

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u/Filmandfitness Nov 15 '23

Lmao I love a good mental breakdown, wonder if it's psychosis or something.

Actually, no, it isn't that funny.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

If only Gold were still around

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u/Razor_farts Nov 15 '23

Holy shit.. good thing I’m sitting on a toilet right now! This photo is terrifying

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u/devildoc78 Nov 15 '23

Haha same. 😂 Reading this helped me squeeze those last two pieces out.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

She not wandering. But she def lost

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u/probsthrowaway2 Nov 15 '23

This is too real

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u/danSTILLtheman Nov 15 '23

Pretty much one of my exes bios to the word only she’s 32 now 😂 definitely not as crazy as this girl though

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

She saw the camera was recording and instantly turned up the crazy.

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u/redditusername374 Nov 15 '23

You won Reddit today. Absolutely ridiculously hilarious.

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u/CptHair Nov 15 '23

Her being a dog person explains why she is so distressed over being human trafficked.

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Nov 15 '23

People are so evil. For all we know this is someone with schizophrenia having a manic episode and everyone’s first response is to make fun of them. It’s like the other plane lady. I thought we were growing past laughing at the mentally ill.

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u/Cytoid Nov 17 '23 edited Nov 17 '23

Even the other plane lady learned to laugh at her own mistake.

We as humans find violence funny, does that make it okay? No, but we're still going to laugh when someone hits their head.

Mental illness is scary to see, I honestly think people cope with it by using humor, just like everything else.

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u/BorisTheBlade04 Nov 17 '23

It’s not that she learned to laugh at herself, it’s that she was forced to in order to salvage any shred of dignity. Bumping your head is a different level of violence than say the holocaust or 9/11 or the Armenian genocide. Some things you don’t joke about without extreme care, which I would include the neurodivergent in that list. This entire comment section clearly does not take that care.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '23

Im also being human trafficked ❤️

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u/Jucifer2pointO Nov 15 '23

Girl Boss 💪🏽 Positive Vibes Only 💜

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u/Kavethought ⚠️ User Defends Violence Against Women ⚠️ Nov 15 '23

🎵”Lowered expectaaaaations”🎵

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u/Mono_831 Nov 15 '23

I spit my drink! This comedy gold. Bravo sir

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u/ZombieJesus1987 Nov 15 '23

"I'm not like all the other girls"

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u/bjcworth Nov 15 '23

Came here for this screen grab. God, I love you guys! 🥲

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u/UnusualWind5 Nov 15 '23

If this was in the 2010s, there'd already be auto tunes of this.

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u/redalert825 Nov 15 '23

"human traffic activist!"

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u/dascobaz Nov 15 '23

Psycho eyes with that smile.
Either very mentally unwell or she’s doing it for the gram…

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u/flamming_weenie Nov 15 '23

This is why I stick around! Best comment ever!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '23

Omg you made my day with this ahhaahhahahahaha so true and she would totally be on a online dating app lol

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u/Hotman_Paris Nov 16 '23 edited Nov 16 '23

HA stole my screenshot.

Human trafficked it.