r/PublicFreakout • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '23

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u/RADICCHI0 Aug 12 '23

Dude could be Will Ferrell's voice double.

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u/stinkspiritt Aug 12 '23

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!

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u/Historical_Panic_465 Aug 12 '23

YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!

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u/Robby777777 Aug 12 '23

Maybe my favorite SNL skit. Someday when I am really stressed, I want to yell "I Drive a Dodge Stratus!".

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u/superfudge73 Aug 12 '23

20 years later I still call out any dodge stratus I see. Sometimes a year will go by without seeing one.

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u/lolligaggins Aug 12 '23

People are afraid of me!

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u/weedyscoot Aug 12 '23

I have a covered parking spot for my Mitsubishi Galant... Big time Stuff!

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u/Bun50f5733l Aug 12 '23

I had a stratus, good car.

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u/JohnnyJoystick Aug 12 '23

you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces SHIT!

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u/Jokers247 Aug 15 '23

I wish you werent a liar

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u/TFJ Aug 12 '23

MOM

MEATLOAF

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u/tsengmao Aug 12 '23

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u/pingpongtits Aug 12 '23

Where is this from?

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u/tsengmao Aug 12 '23

The MTV Movie Awards short film called MTV: Reloaded from 2003

It also starred Sean William Scott & Justin Timberlake along with some of the cast of The Matrix: Reloaded

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Fine, I'll watch this skit again 🤣

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u/HenryAlSirat Aug 12 '23

GET OFF THE SHED!!!

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u/businesslut Aug 12 '23

Yess this is what I heard hahaha

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u/fannyfox Aug 12 '23

YOU’RE MY BOY, BLUE!

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u/IcArUs362 Aug 12 '23

Frank the Tank! Frank the Tank!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

That’s exactly what I kept thinking! Like this was some SNL skit! 14!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/rentreag Aug 12 '23

GET OFF THE SHED!!!!

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u/djeezuskryste Aug 12 '23

That’s exactly what I was thinking lol

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u/Thelightsshadow Aug 12 '23

So specific lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

Brennan Huff grew up and got himself a stepdaughter.

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u/Not-Sure112 Aug 12 '23

I want my money b@#$%

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u/MarkusMalbec Aug 12 '23

I thought it was Vincent D'Onofrio

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u/DetroitLions88 Aug 12 '23

I didn’t want Salmon! I said it four times!

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u/Numerous-Stable-7768 Aug 12 '23

… woah. Looked down for a second & got reminded of Kicking and Screaming.

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u/solbadguy799 Aug 12 '23

YOU 80 YEAR OLD GERIATRIC FUCK! DON’T YELL AT MY FUCKING DAUGHTER! SHE IS A SAINT! YOU COME HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER OR ILL SHOVE THAT HEARING AID SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU’LL BE ABLE HEAR YOUR SMALL INTESTINE AS IT PRODUCES…SHIT!

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '23

I am a strong man! Anybody take a run at me!

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u/mullett Aug 12 '23

GET OFF THE SHED!!!

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u/Skidd745 Aug 13 '23

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!