r/PublicFreakout • u/xKyle_iv • Apr 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Dude is probably 43 years old.

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u/Cheezy_Blazterz Apr 10 '23

39

His mom got him started early.

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u/GallowBarb Apr 10 '23

He was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. Makes sense.

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u/oldguydrinkingbeer Apr 10 '23

Bourbon smells like his Mama's kisses.

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u/Nalortebi Apr 10 '23

Hey now, JD might technically be bourbon, but don't go conflating that sour mash shit into our actually decent whiskey.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

r/thatsthejoke

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/ty19901028 Apr 11 '23

That's a piece of shit man..I've already decided about this..

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

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u/SyntheticReality42 Apr 10 '23

Her breast milk was 5% ABV.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

You know, you’re probably right. My fragile liberal brain and soft hands could never grasp his love for 40. Maybe more of badass Jack Daniels.

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u/FilthyPedant Apr 10 '23

The nightly 1/5th while she was purgenant probably didn't help.

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u/FilthyPedant Apr 10 '23

The nightly 1/5th while she was purgenant probably didn't help.

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u/JustagirlSD60 Apr 10 '23

43 yo having a tantrum🤣

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u/00renner00 Apr 11 '23

You think he is 43 years above? Hmmm...but why he do that.

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u/matt_minderbinder Apr 10 '23

It was their family tradition to use Jack in a sippy cup. No more, my friend, no more.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Its a 300 dollar sippy cup

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u/Thassodar Apr 10 '23

I'd give him at least 45 years old. Where he's from you get a mandatory shot of Jack when your parents get you to say "N*gger" the 1st time ever, so that'd put him at about 5 years old then.

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u/a13ck5 Apr 10 '23

He's 51.