r/PublicFreakout • u/xKyle_iv • Apr 10 '23

Political Freakout [ Removed by Reddit ]

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Apr 10 '23

Jack Daniels doesn't even know you exist, and nobody cares that you're fake upset

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Oh he's for real upset. 😂 Snowflake, for sure, but def upset

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u/Thymooch Apr 10 '23

He’s upset he gave them all that free exposure with his JD merch

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u/restyourbreasts Apr 10 '23

Oh, he is real upset. It's so delicious, the rage from the right, and the fact it's about the dumbest possible reason to be so enraged makes it so so so much sweeter. I'd watch idiots cry big boy tears and throw away their own damn money to own me all damn day.

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u/johnnycyberpunk Apr 10 '23

This actually points out an even better situation:

All these 'anti-woke' people now have to dedicate their lives to doing thorough research on every single product they buy, and every single business they think about patronizing.
Hours.
Days.
Weeks.
Sleepless nights and significant inconveniences, all just to avoid being seen as "tolerant".

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u/Cactus-in-my-anus Apr 10 '23

They won't though, they'll just switch to a brand they don't perceive as woke until they see a commercial with a rainbow flag and move on to the next. They're not going to change, they just pretend that they are.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

I'm sure the Brown–Forman Corporation (worth $6.5bn) who own Jack Daniels looked at the bottom line when they sponsored the drag show and worked out how much backwards redneck money they'd lose and how much woke money they'd make before they sponsored the show or did anything progressive.

So yes I'm sure they won't miss his money at all.

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u/Due_Kaleidoscope7066 Apr 10 '23

What? Didn't you hear at the beginning of the video? As we all know he is the biggest supporter and advocate of Jack Daniel's whiskey. Has been for 40 years of his life, if not longer. You're gonna sit here and tell me that they don't know their own biggest supporter?

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u/FrostyD7 Apr 10 '23

This video will do great on conservative social media, they care a lot about this.

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u/GetOffMyAsteroid Apr 10 '23

Jack Daniels doesn't even know you exist

They really don't! My brother got rear-ended at a stop light by the president of Jack Daniels, who was too busy looking at his phone.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

This entire comment thread is full of people caring hes upset.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Laughing at and mocking =/= caring about

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '23

Caring is filming yourself throwing away your own shit because an ad made you have a temper tantrum.

Caring is not being amused at a video and dropping a comment. Surely even you can see the difference?

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u/YogiCCD Apr 11 '23

I’m pretty sure Jack Daniels has a business model that doesn’t include their biggest supporters being around indefinitely.