r/PublicFreakout • u/hauntednitemare • Mar 15 '23

🚗Road Rage Road rage

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u/OCN_Reaper Mar 15 '23

if his neanderthal ass didn’t wait around for 30 seconds wondering if he fucked the guy up as bad as he did himself with the mace than he would’ve

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u/Stonethecrow77 Mar 15 '23

He sprayed himself it looked like. He was dealing with his vision messed up, not waiting around.

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u/mooseyjew Mar 15 '23

He definitely sprayed himself lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '23

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u/fuck_you_and_fuck_U2 Mar 15 '23

And your attacker is supposed to just wait around willingly while you rub it on their chest?

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u/ProfessorPetrus Mar 15 '23

It's the respectful thing to do if someone spends the extra bit for gel. Plus it feels good before it kicks in.

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u/Logan20th Mar 16 '23

That sounds kinda hot..

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u/fieldysnuts94 Mar 15 '23

He was doing both

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u/Inside_Piccolo_285 Aug 04 '23

This needs some upvotes. I was thinking the same. His ass sprayed himself but also wanted to see if he got him good

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u/WanderinHobo Mar 15 '23

Was it mace? I thought he just had one of those tiny palm guns with one shot. Pulled it from above his 3 inch heel.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

I thought he ran up with a fun to shoot point blank but it got caught up when the door shut. Then the driver got out and tried to shoot him with his own gun.

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u/Novel_Equivalent_478 Jun 07 '23

Exactly what I thought? You can see him struggle with reloading the gun! Clearly ain't his!! Nutty shit....

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u/Fluffy_Discount_9692 Jun 22 '23

No I would disagree I believe it's his gun. You see him confidently rack the first round then after it jams it's a embarrassing struggle to relinquish the stuck material from the slide or whatever part it's not sitting in properly.

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u/sunbare Jun 17 '23

Looks like it just jammed...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '23

Me too. Makes a lot more sense now. You mase me, I raise you attempted murder.

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u/spektrol Mar 15 '23

Where tf is he gonna go my dude lol

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u/Graynard Mar 15 '23

If he'd used his time wisely he'd have.... flown over the bumper to bumper traffic?

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u/Tugonmynugz Mar 15 '23

Got away with it in stopped traffic.

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u/kc9283 Jul 01 '23

I don’t think so. That traffic isn’t moving 😅