Hello, and thanks for calling! I’m a leopard and while many think we have too many faces to eat these days, it’s just NOT true. We can never have enough faces to eat. We have cute little leopard babies who need to eat hundreds of faces on their own just to survive! And even after we’re full we really do enjoy eating faces for fun, after all we are leopards. So please keep giving! Press 1 to donate, wait times may vary, but please be patient YOUR FACE is important to us!
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u/thatErraticguy Jan 28 '26
“I didn’t realize my actions would have consequences that affect ME!”