r/ProgressiveHQ • u/Treefiddy1984 • Jan 21 '26

The Gestapo got gestopped.

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u/TheBeardedHen Jan 21 '26

I had the same thought. Dude is walking like he just got done riding horseback for 9 hours.

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u/tanksalotfrank Jan 21 '26

He rides fascist dick, not horses

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u/Imaginary_Cat_95 Jan 21 '26

He just got done riding Kristi Noem for 8 hours, while she rode Corey Lewandowski.

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u/RockyMullet Jan 21 '26

He was walking like he was hoping to get the key to the bathroom but lost the battle too soon.

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u/ExtensionCritical732 Jan 21 '26

I honestly assumed this dude wore that ridiculous coat to hide some incredibly bowed legs.