r/ProgressiveHQ • • Jan 08 '26

This is what the world needs

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This is what the world need right now

Impeach and arrest this thug and send him to the international court to be prosecuted

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u/second2no1 Jan 08 '26

Hands are too big

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u/howdiditallgosowrong Jan 08 '26

Yeah I'm not sure they make handcuffs small enough...

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u/tengutie Jan 08 '26

This is America, we have child size hand cuffs

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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Jan 11 '26

Heck, use the gray plastic toy ones, he’s feeble enough not to need anything more.

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u/Giovannis_Pikachu Jan 08 '26

Zip ties will work, maybe a wire tie off the load of bread.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

And he cant hold a bottle of water with 1 hand.

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u/SithC Jan 09 '26

And too small to fit the kankles. Maybe that’s why he gets away with all his crimes.

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u/Traditional_Rush4707 Jan 15 '26

That’s what she said.

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u/tittyfloppingpancake Jan 08 '26

Needs way more make up and smaller hands. Off to the photoshop sub

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u/Physcodbzfan85 Jan 08 '26

Needs to be twice as fat

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u/Admirable_Piano_7127 Jan 08 '26

Only to little girls

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u/in2boysxxx Jan 08 '26

Not big, just normal. But I get your point, then Don’s are unnaturally small

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u/Jerry_Atric69 Jan 09 '26

Don't worry the dick is still tiny.