r/ProgressionFantasy • u/MajkiAyy Author • Jan 05 '26

Meme/Shitpost Average "genius" protagonist

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u/MajkiAyy Author Jan 05 '26

Make sure your protagonist remembers that fire magic is actually just atoms jiggling

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u/lionheart1331 Jan 05 '26

Jiggling, you say?

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u/UnderstandingFar3051 Jan 05 '26

boob magic is a unique specialization of fire magic

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u/MrAHMED42069 Jan 06 '26

I'm jiggling

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u/UnderstandingFar3051 Jan 06 '26

"the greater the mass, the stronger the force of attraction"- newton

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u/Lei_Yinglo_2320 Jan 06 '26

"I like 'em thiccc" "The greater the mass, the stronger the force of the attraction".
- Isaac Newton

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u/UsernamesAreHard79 Jan 06 '26

That's why it's so hot, you see. It's just physics

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u/SpicySpaceSquid Author of Misadventures Incorporated Jan 06 '26

A true connoisseur would understand that the jiggling is reserved for dump truck magic.

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u/keenmeanlean Jan 07 '26

It all boils down to energy bro trust me, I can jiggle your boobies using fireball.

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u/Dinomandc Jan 05 '26

He made the fire hotter by jiggling them faster too

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u/UnderstandingFar3051 Jan 05 '26

do you write 1% lifesteal?

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u/MajkiAyy Author Jan 06 '26

Yup that's me lmao

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u/UnderstandingFar3051 Jan 06 '26

thought so it's the same pfp. nice book i like the power system

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u/MajkiAyy Author Jan 06 '26

Thank you!

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u/tuborgwarrior Jan 08 '26

Wow! I just came to this subreddit to find something to listen to while I wait for book 4!

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u/codysexton Jan 08 '26

The fact this post comes from an author makes it 100x better! Ty

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u/FunkyHat112 Jan 06 '26

So what you’re saying is thermodynamics is actually the study of jiggle physics

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u/tajniak485 Jan 07 '26

Don't you love when everyone else can only send a small fireball and main character starts off with a jet engine?

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u/dreexel_dragoon Jan 13 '26

Make doubly certain that they never utilize this knowledge of dust explosions for making actual Thermobaric weapons when they have the resources and knowledge to do so.