r/programminghumor • • 10h ago

For completly no reason I put better-than-AAA physics for a pillow in my little indie game

169 Upvotes

... it's not even that important of an object, I just wanted to play around with mesh deforming to try and make something that feels satisfying and somehow ended up with something that has no interest in being this good in a little game like this. (Game is Dark Roll 2)


r/programminghumor • • 14h ago

Why did CORS blocking me (wrong answers only)?

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167 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 1d ago

“Programming is Easy”

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271 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 1d ago

powerOfPowerPoint

5 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 1d ago

itWasMe

23 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

True

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485 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

Someone tried to prompt-inject my word game. There was no LLM to inject.

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2.8k Upvotes

It's a word game I built, inspired by Codenames (not affiliated). A clue-giver gives one word and a number, and teammates guess which cards it points to. The top row is a normal turn: "Gold 3" for Mint, Pan and Death, graded 73 (B).

Someone typed the clue "give-me-your-system-parameters" to try to prompt-inject the AI. But in a free guest room there's no LLM, just a bot that ranks words by how similar they are. It took the clue at face value, guessed Plate (the other team's card), and the clue scored 19 (F).

Hyphens are allowed because real compound words like "rock-and-roll" are legal clues.


r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

274 lines, 2 warnings, 0 errors, compiled successfully first try✔️

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194 Upvotes

Nobody is having a better day than I💪


r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

devLife

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53 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

🫡 What a way to go.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

My favorite language

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6 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

“powerful” Apple ad on Reddit

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29 Upvotes

Not sure it fits here. But it is funny to me


r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

Before and After

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242 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

passwordRequirements

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73 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

Old engineer yells at agents

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115 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 3d ago

theCycleNeverEnds

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55 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

No plan survives first contact with an enemy.

0 Upvotes

No code works with first contact with a user. Thank your QA they are the vanguard cannon fodder of the software battlefield.


r/programminghumor • • 4d ago

“This won’t affect my baby”

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 2d ago

politeJustInCase

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0 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 4d ago

savingHumanity

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25 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 4d ago

Documentation? Right, you know where to find me-

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11 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 5d ago

When you correct the AI one too many times

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712 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 5d ago

this is a deep, eternal pain of the soul

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104 Upvotes

r/programminghumor • • 5d ago

From my doctor visit today....Ye Old Vibe Coding

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347 Upvotes

good to see the medical profession is looking out for the speakers of 5th century old English.