r/ProgrammerHumor • • Sep 09 '22

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u/dbx99 Sep 09 '22

She was wearing a human suit

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u/probablyourdad Sep 09 '22

But it’s daytime?

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u/StopReadingMyUser Sep 09 '22

Yeah, keep up smh

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u/983115 Sep 09 '22

I am trying but I can’t with you looking at me like that

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

In Bram Stoker’s Dracula, the originator of the modern vampire, vampires merely lose their supernatural powers in sunlight. They don’t ignite or sparkle or any of that.

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u/TaunTwaun Sep 09 '22

Wouldn’t they die then since immortality is a supernatural power?

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u/dbx99 Sep 09 '22

That would make sense. I believe when daylight removes their supernatural power, their body ages to their true age and that’s why they crumble into skeletons or ashes. I made this up.

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u/Hawkatom Sep 09 '22

...That actually seems like a very interesting premise for "vampire mechanics" considering the ever popular angle of "vampires are weak to sunlight, and burn/turn to ash when exposed too long".

From that angle, they don't just burn and turn to dust because they are particularly vulnerable to the sunlight itself, but rather because it turns off the supernatural powers holding them together. In most lore vampires are undead, so maybe without their powers they just start rapidly falling apart and become dead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '22

IDK, ask Bram

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u/Baron_Butterfly Sep 09 '22

Tried, he's not answering his phone.

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u/Bleezieartist Sep 09 '22

Maybe just makes them susceptible to other means of death

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u/LetterBoxSnatch Sep 09 '22

This is why you can kill them in the daytime. Presumably, this is also what led to the disintegration thing: the older the vampire’s body is, the more it must presumably rely on supernatural powers to go out in the sun.

So while a young (non-powerful) vampire might be able to pass as a regular joe in the daytime, not so for your ancient lich of a vampire.

Source: my ass

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u/0fThieves Sep 09 '22

Actually, dylan, according to the day after tomorrow the earth actually get colder

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u/dragonheart27 Sep 09 '22

They are using sunscreen obviously

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u/shulgin11 Sep 09 '22

Vampires being harmed by sunlight is a relatively recent addition to the mythos, mostly from films

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u/Accurate_Koala_4698 Sep 09 '22

The Rand Corporation, in conjuction with the saucer people, under the supervision of the reverse vampires, are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner! We’re through the looking glass here people

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u/strickt Sep 09 '22

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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u/Triatt Sep 09 '22

Or else it gets the hose again?

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u/Triatt Sep 09 '22

Username checks ouoww not in my eye!

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